Is Darryl's Real Father From A Caribbean Island?

On todays show Sir Darryl reflects on being PASSED MIDDLE AGED but wonders what his mom must feel like knowing she is knocking at deaths door. He calls her to find out but the conversation leads him to suspect that his real father is from a Carribbean island. A spontaneous Research Call to a DNA CLINIC follows. Also today Darryl wonders why he always opens the microwave while its still going and a discussion on abortion takes place!