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Off The Hook Radio premiered today minus 1 co-host. Zip was flying home from Florida. While we made contact with him the fight attendants didn't let him stay on with us. Goddess Amy filled in. Hot on the topic list was the $68 condom, Whoopie farting on The View and Michelle Duggar

58:41 minutes (26.87 MB)

Zip Allen returned from his Florida vacation for the second day of Off The Hook Radio. The end of the world is near and the official countdown has begun, Candlestick Park goes dark, Howard Stern joins America's Got Talent and a Lean On Me actor tries to by 200LBS of dope from a cop. Tune in.

58:43 minutes (26.88 MB)

Off The Hook Radio was in the studio today with news of banned baby names, Adam Lambert, Kayne West and a cat worth 13 million dollars.

58:45 minutes (26.9 MB)

It was Facebook Friday on Off The Hook Radio. Zip and Slim dove into everything about the social networking giant and wrapped up the day with a special Christmas list, the 11 women Santa wants to sit on his lap for Christmas. Tune in for all the fun.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Off The Hook Radio is back after the Christmas Holiday with a great show. Somehow Slim stumbled upon a recession report about moms turning to phone sex for cash and good ole Zip tracked one such mom down. Facebook rocks for stuff like that. Join us as we go inside the phone sex business and talk about some other stuff along the way.

58:38 minutes (26.84 MB)

Zip and Slim were in the studio today with stupid criminals, X Factor updates and pussy... Get your mind out of the gutter. It isn't what you think. Tune in to the podcast.

58:39 minutes (26.85 MB)

Bigfoot has been found and Zip and Slim were the first to break the news to listeners. Want to know what celebrities are the best and worst to live by? Science had some mistakes this past year that needed some retracting and we have instructions on how you can be tracked by The Department Of Homeland Security simply by posting to Twitter or Facebook. Tune in for the fun!!!

58:34 minutes (26.81 MB)

Today was the last show of 2011 and Zip and Slim passed along some great Facebook stories for Facebook Friday along with Urine controlled Video games. Be sure to tune in and Happy New Year.

58:47 minutes (26.92 MB)

Zip and Slim were back in the studio after the New Years break with the Top 8 celebrity quotes of 2011, the 600 pound internet star who makes money by letting people watch her eat and the stupidity of the TSA. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:42 minutes (26.87 MB)

Zip and Slim had company today, 4 month old McKenna Rae joined the show, well sort of. At least she wasn't the toddler who spent $200 on her parents iPhone. Today was full of stupid criminals and election crap along with Vodka soaked tampons. Listen to the podcast if you missed the LIVE show.

58:38 minutes (26.84 MB)

Zip and Slim are back with the news of Casey Anthony and her newly adopted dog. We still want to know who the hell allowed her to have a dog. Celebrity Apprentice is returning in February and we ran through all the "D" list celebs that made the cut this season. Stupid criminals and a mom who thinks buying liposuction vouchers for her 7 year old daughter is actually an investing in her future. Drop by for the podcast if you missed the live show.

58:43 minutes (26.88 MB)

It was Facebook Friday on Off The Hook Radio and Zip and Slim tackled everything from Fidel Castro’s death on Twitter to Facebook sending out Cease and Desist letters to a popular gaming extension. We couldn’t leave out the stupid criminal of the day who duct taped her kids and posted the photos to her wall. Of course we can’t spoil the whole show so tune into the podcast to see what other awesome Facebook news came up. PS Steven Tyler reminded everyone to wear their rubber. Have a great weekend!!

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

The weekend is over and Zip and Slim are back in the studio with a fun day of Off The Hook Radio. David Hasselhoff has crabs, The Voice picks its advisers, Beyonce popped, and Chaz Bono wants to buy a penis. Tune into the podcast for all the laughs.

58:44 minutes (26.89 MB)

It was Tuesday at Off The Hook Radio and Zip and Slim had the normal stupid criminals, a Casey Anthony and Beyonce update and the Top 25 oddest interview questions of 2011. Tune in to the podcast for all the fun.

58:45 minutes (26.9 MB)

It was HUMPDAY at Off The Hook Radio and Zip and Slim picked their winners for tonight's People's Choice awards, tried to sell some Tom Cruise pool water and talk about the semi erect penis tattoo. Drop by for the podcast if you missed the show.

58:44 minutes (26.89 MB)

Zip and Slim were considering cancelling the show after they batted horribly picking the winners last night at the People's Choice awards but they fought through the urge and dissected the evening on Off The Hook Radio along with some other great stories. Drop by for the podcast.

58:43 minutes (26.88 MB)

Zip and Slim wrapped up the week with Facebook Friday. Too bad Slim was totally unprepared and stressed out. Thankfully Zip was around to take control and keep the show flowing.

59:00 minutes (27.01 MB)

Zip and Slim were in the studio today with news of the SOPA blackout scheduled for midnight tonight, Blue Ivy Marijuana, and the big question of the day. If you were the cruise ship captain that ran your ship aground, would you stick around and help everyone off or run for your life like Captain Coward? Tune into the podcast to find out what Zip and Slim think.

58:37 minutes (26.83 MB)

Its Humpday and Zip and Slim are in the studio with Taliban Ringtones, A Betty White message from President Obama and American Idol news. Lots of other fun stuff filled the hour. Catch the podcast if you missed the show.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Zip and Slim were live with some great topics this afternoon. Italian Ship Captain had a real distraction, Do you want to sleep with a Newt?, SOPA update, S&M on a kids show!, Buy my butt please, and American Idol- Where is Seacrest going? Tune into the podcast if you missed the show.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Etta James has passed and the boys pay their respects. Megaupload is shut down and Anonymous takes down half the internet in retaliation. Angry Brides lets you kill your groom, American Idol updates and our Football picks for the weekend. If you missed the show tune into the podcast for all the laughs.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

What the hell, Michelle?; Sorry Al, you've been over for 15 years!; Peeps will buy anything on Ebay!; Alcatraz fans go Off the Hook!; Bum Recognition (Zip invented it we bet!); and MORE! Tune in to the podcast if you missed the show.

58:56 minutes (26.99 MB)

Hot and Bitter with a hint of Hay, X Factor Blood Bath, I slept with 1000 guys and the Obama mobile donation App. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Women are better than men...We have the stories to prove it!; Is Facebook selling your political stance to a vendor without you knowing?; NBC REALLY sux!; Room Service-Send me some entertainment!; No more welfare dollars to be allowed in G-Strings! (HORRORS!) Plus more fun crap. Listen to the podcast if you missed the live show.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Leslie Carter update, millionaires are made as Facebook files for their IPO, order a textbook from Amazon and get some free cocaine, where will the jobs be in 2020? How about where the hell are they now? If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Simon seems desperate to "Bounce" XFactor ratings; Yep, Roseanne NOW likes democracy!-who new?; How greedy will a public FB get? plus other wild FB stuff; What do Big Sis, Giselle, and Human Trafficking have in common??? If you missed the LIVE show catch the podcast.

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

Madonna Rules, Giselle Fumes, MIA flips off America-Oh and there was a game too!; Why teachers drink; Dentists must be REALLY expensive; Im not drunk, its my boobs; More Fear Factor fallout; and even more kewl crap! If you missed the live show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Joan-Is this a joke?; Diva Christina makes 'em crazy at The Voice; No Sex for you sez judge!; I only took the glacier cuz my scotch is expensive; Cuban health care must work for her!; Harry Potter in the bag (not magic); and even more kewl crap. If you missed the show catch the podcast!!!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Simon: "THEY" fired everyone (from HIS show); Train surfers face smelly problem; Univision and Disney News-Bad Idea!; Harry Reid is deaf.. or worse; Your Cheating Spouse-Top Countries; Aussie Govt: No Nekkie No Fly Mate; Deleted FB pics LIVE FOREVER!; and more kewl crap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Slim was out of town so Sir Darryl stepped in and helped make sure Zip could keep things under control

58:56 minutes (26.99 MB)

Zip had a small emergency and Goddess Amy had to fill in with Slim. The death of Whitney Houston and The Grammy's were on the top of the list along with the Top 10 tips for men to make it with foreign women on Valentine's Day. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Its Valentines Day and Zip returns after taking Monday off. The boys bring us a Whitney update a special three-some valentines special and Facebook parenting. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Hollywood Night on Idol; Federal Food police in ur kids lunchbox!; Adele News (cuz Zip luvs him some big talent!), Obama disarming (no not his charm.. the country), Stupid Criminals, Dont Kiss her her lips are heavy, Zynga loses millions (BIG SURPRISE-NOT), Chuck and Larry go to WA

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

We love our dogs, MickyD lovin their piggies!; Nicki Manaj has an excuse?; You HAVE what you EAT?; Nasty way to solve prison overcrowding; Your Ringtone is making me stupid!; Idol News and Tyler loves him some Erin!; Plus even more kewl crap!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Nick Cannon worn out!; Houston, we still have problems; REALLY stupid criminals; Rio! Party!!; Ready for the honeymoon AT THE WEDDING!; Rihanna-Say it aint so.; Pigeon shoot gets testy; Why are we paying so much for gas?; All this and more kewl crap. If you missed the LIVE show catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Captain was "driving that train..."; Whitney fam needs $ for rehab?; XFactor Malfunction!; Getaway Wheelchair Stuck; Plus more Kewl Crap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

dele wins and loses; More Whitney (she died yano?); Preggers woman has weird craving; The cow ate it, I swear!; Megaupload Load out on bail; kids gets longer sentence for oregano than he would for the real thing!; Immigration enforcement shut down (just until after the election) PLUS MORE KEWL CRAP! If you missed the Live show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

Lindsey nearly free; Ryan anointed by Dictator!; Teacher Titty Twister?; GE employees SHOCKED by Volts!; Bieber Beaver App; Stupid Criminal/Smart Convicts.. Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Idol Eliminations BEGIN!; DWTS Cast Announced; Chinese flock to Prez on web like he owes them $$$; Adele sets Fire to Simon's Reign!; Man Bites Cop Car/Crock bites Man Parts; Plus MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the live show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

IDOL Recap/Preview of Chelsea Sorrell and the 11 others tonight...; If I make my own meal I dont have to tip!; Public Health Safety Tip-Dont Miss this!; Facebook in Trouble and its not for SPYING on ur messages!; Plus MORE Kewl Krap! If you missed the live show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

China Baby Talk?; Whitney Card Pulled (still dead tho); Idol Update; Should we just burn Afghanistan?; Plus More Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

Shocking Volt News!; $50,000/yr for college but cant afford condoms; Toddlers fall from moving car; Cat runs for Senate (improvement?); Idol and Whitney updates; Nick Cannon worn out!; PLUS MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Zip took the day off and Goddess Amy from the FarmvilleRant Radio Show filled in to give Slim a hand, since he was having a rough day thanks to the Microsoft Windows 8 Consumer Edition install that FAILED on his laptop. The first half hour was spent bitching and talking about various TV shows. After the break we attempted to you how to teach your dog to fetch your beer but learned quickly it worked easier on 3 year olds. Tune into the podcast if you missed the live show.

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

Zip returns after his day off to tell us he didn't buy the 2012 European Car of the year for his Mini-Me. Not sure why not, the Chevy Volt is an excellent piece of craftsmanship. Lots of fun news and the boys pick who they think will go home on American Idol before the performances. Top WTF!! Sex Laws and having sex is like riding a bike round out the bottom half of the show.

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Facebook Bigamy; Spring Break in Mexico?; No Apple TV!!; Sell ads here-Bet Niecy Nash could make a fortune!; Since when is USA! USA! Racist??; Plus breaking news and more Kewl Krap! If you missed the live show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Sneak it past TSA! (Thousands Standing Around); Ship dude gets jail time!; Flight Attendant Freaks; Wayne Brady now dangerous? (thought he was just talented); Taylor Swift popular...still?; And Militant Progressive Woman go after erections!; Plus more KEWL KRAP!! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

Feds insist on electricity and metal poolside>GENIUS!!; Pussy Riots in Russia!; Idol contest sure to be popular...In JAIL!; Whitney Houston News (still dead tho); 14yr old buys first home!; Air Traffic Out of Control; And MORE Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to listen to the podcast.

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

Buford Wyoming for sale!; NJ cant wipe its butt; See what Ms Fluke started?-man shot over high condom price; Hands off my Tide buster!; XFactor closer to Seacrest?; Idol Update and more KEWL KRAP! Goddess Amy fills in at the bottom of the hour as Zip needed to recharge his Chevy Volt.

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

Has Google founder ruined company?; Russel Brand and other Stupid Criminals- including a whole town!; Revenge of the PARENTS!; Keep ur Bear Ass (yeah I spelled it right) outta my fridge!; Plus MORE KEWL KRAP. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Zip took the day off and Goddess Amy filled in to talk about Celeb phobias, a criminal who left a trail and American Idol. Be sure to catch the podcast if you missed the LIVE show

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Giant worms attack Ohio?; Facebook fights back for users; Sorry, No Porn Stars at Prom; Idiot School Punishes Cancer Supporter; Idol Eliminations; And what Brian Williams wont tell you!... Plus more Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast below!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

News Flash-Whitney Houston still dead; Lindsey Lohan.. well not yet; X-Factor more entertaining in off season!; Wedding Bell Blues; Hooray for India!; Sex at Gym... no men needed?; Plus More Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Bobby B arrested but not for right thing; MaryJane making news; Apple too hi-tech for old lady; Pussy Riot in Russia; 5 things to make a woman orgasm (not Zip x5!) Plus more Kewl Krap!! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

How Chris Brown will ruin XFactor!; Octomom Nude..OMG!; Women can be thin easy?; Idol Prep/Power Rankings; Borat still pissing 'em off!; Zip and Obama have something in common today!... Plus MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Tiger's Putting goes Big Screen!; Big Brains=More Friends!; Cow become Tree Huggers?; Bieb's Housing Crisis!; The TACOCOPTER; Idol Recap; TSA Manager has time to Pimp!... Plus MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!

58:51 minutes (26.95 MB)

Taliban Answers your questions (about Victoria Secret??); Carson Daily's Phobia; Not the way to handle nagging wife!; Mega-BILLIONS! (careful with ur ticket-we will tell u why); Class Warfare Alive and Well.. unfortunately!; Idol contestant Taken Out!; Headlines and more KEWL KRAP. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Why is Slim so happy?... plus a rebuttal!; MegaMillions Cheapo; What would you do to keep free checks coming?; Spanish Socialist Hookers wont do Bankers!; PLUS More KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Who stole my yard?; You dont wanna find mold here ladies!; Pakistani Poor- Dress Chic or DIE!; American Idol News; Coca-Cola run by leftist woosies... but Zero still the best! Plus more KEWL KRAP!! If you missed the LIVE Show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

57:58 minutes (23.22 MB)

Blue Ivy Conspiracy?; IPhone helps save baby; Police make "daring" rescue; TSA has more wacko's- I feel so safe!; IDOL gets Hair Cut (yea!); Bad Mommy; Illegals safe now.. and can even vote? PLUS MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

North Korea Screws with Prez; Holder's ballot gets screwed with; Woman offers to just for a cheeseburger; DOEnergy offers $100,000 for apps already available; Greenies cause grandpa to get dug up (plus 49,999 of his "friends"); Guys do wierd stuff when drunk and naked! (who knew??) Plus MORE Kewl Krap!! If you missed the LIVE show then catch the podcast!!

58:51 minutes (26.94 MB)

Ladies-We didnt know you hid that THERE!; (while on the subject) Antique Vibrator Museum to open... Guess where!; Really Stupid Criminals; Here is how bad we want an IPad (Sir Darryl listening??); Lambert a Queen (not that there is anything wrong with that!); Nosey Apps and more KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

Ms Universe to be built!; Greek Police Available... Riots dont pay well; Hope that kidney kid keeps his Iphone in front pocket; Sir Darryl will watch Idol for once!! Plus more KEWL KRAP!!If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

Simon to nail womanizer on live TV!; LiLo's cat fight; Obama fights to underpay females!; TV ratings.. Where did the magic go?; Idol insures $30 million more revenue!; Dont bring heroin to kindergarten unless u have enough for everyone! PLUS More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

 

Zip has an announcement! (He is HAPPY!); What do Simon and the Secret Service have in common?; While on the subject- 3 other wanker funnies!; Stupid Criminals; Idol Top 7 (again) Preview; Plus more Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast and find out who our special guest will be on Friday.

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

 

Robot Hookers-tell the Secret Service; Porno Science Teacher Pole-Axed!; Town of FU**ing has had enough!; Who Knocked me up? Craigslist to the Rescue!; Bust busts hacker!; IDOL update, Plus More Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

Govt wrecks school fundraisers.. but its best for us!; Bet if Harvard will investigate fake Indian Prof; Pet Lynx hates vacuum noise.. Wait-PET LYNX?!!; Mex Presidential Debate a bit too revealing; Oh those wacky terror trials; Plus more Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

Today- SLIM is BACK!! Saturday Night Fever (and massage)!; Boycotts turn right; At least Zip doesn’t charge, Mr. President!; Stupid Criminal-Best of the Spring!; Stupid Cops… sad; Great Balls of Cat on Fire!; Plus more Kewl Krap! Catch the podcast if you missed the LIVE show.

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

On Today’s Show: Cupcake Capitulation!; A bathroom at McD’s? EWWWW!; Its not criminal, but its Stupid!; Saturday Night Wiener!; Penis to cost buisness billions; Are You Mom Enough for Mother’s Day?? Plus Idol Stuff and more Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

On Today's Show-Never Get Drunk Pill-WHY?; Iranians put out death warrent on rapper; Kissinger's TSA Full Monty; Hot Dog Vendor wants Wieners; Best Obit Ever!; Man attacks Horse- again, WHY?;Plus More Kewl Krap!On Today's Show-BREAKING NEWS PLUS-Never Get Drunk Pill-WHY?; Iranians put out death warrent on rapper; Kissinger's TSA Full Monty; Hot Dog Vendor wants Wieners; Best Obit Ever!; Man attacks Horse- again, WHY?;Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed it LIVE, Get it HERE!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

How much is your pet worth to you?; Thats NOT and original hiding place!; Parents mad cuz kidz are dumber?; Kids getting drunk on what? (proving point just made); Text Walking is a CRIME; Air Traffic Controllers out of Control! Plus Idol Final 3 and More Kewl Krap!

58:49 minutes (26.93 MB)

Puffy's fault popular, but she is GONE from Idol!; 7yr old tells parents off about computer use; Teachers fail/kidz dumber- no problem!!; A Bird? A Plane? NO! A UFO!; IDOL Results NOW- We save you and hour of your life.. Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

Big Brother fines school for selling SODA (Horrors!); Travolta Dancing Again?; I love my Ipod but not this much!; Fatal Lap Dance!; Stupid Criminals; IDOL Results and More Kewl Krap! All the Sexy People DOWNLOAD IT!!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

We knew voters were old in FL, but dead?; $1.49/month Child Support?; NC teacher threatens student arrest... over politics!; Exotic Dancers G-Strings empty!; Robber chooses odd "mask"; Bill Board Music news and More Kewl Krap! If you missed it LIVE REDEMPTION is HERE! (called a podcast)

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

NC Crazy Teacher follow up; Transgender Miss Canada competes- Slim gets creeped out; Idol Finale' Preview; Old lady loses van,, in frint yard!; Morning 'constitutional' brings Po-po; Porn and Prom freaks parents (no kidding?) Plus more Kewl Krap and Big Tushie Ho's the musical!! (wait until the end) Download NOW!!

58:56 minutes (26.99 MB)

Today on Off the Hook- Anderson Cooper kicks off Barbie Mom; $1,000,000 for an electric Porshe, only $3 to eat with Barack!; Is that a Zebra in your car or are u just happy to get pulled over?; Fantasia... step away from the cup cakes!; Plus more Kewl Krap! Get it now or hate yourself in the morning!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Choom Lord runs the Country!; Mistresses more exciting and deadly!; TSA trusts pedophile ex-priest - Perhaps the church can protect us better!; Some women are just NASTY!; First grader has weed- Did u bring enough for ev1 asks snarky teachers?; PLUS More Kewl Krap! Download or Stream to get your fix!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Facebook may only be worth $10!; Biden’s vacation; Beebs may have to be deported!; Bad Cop/Dirty Cop?; 5000 men in 9 yrs- Bet Dad is so proud!; Chinese toilet standards- something else they beat us at!; Kidney trade-Pay attention Alan!; Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Zip was AWOL today and CB joined Slim for an afternoon of fun. Mitt Romney can't spell America, Mississippi schools can't handcuff students, Elvis crypt up for auction, Women are fatter because they do less housework. Catch the podcast if you missed the LIVE show.

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

Facebook sinking-Timeline's fault!; Who is running NYC- Idi Amin or Richard Simmons?; Idol Shake up-overdue?; Moooo (burp)!; Buffalo Teachers- sure got pretty mouths; This guy makes Sheldon look NORMAL!; Footloose? Not in Pakistan! PLUS More Kewl Krap.

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

Green Lantern flies Pride Flag!; Another name-change idiot (and this one running for Congress!); Pres Clinton endorses.... Romney; Weird new Fish Tank!; Food Stamps the new Axe Commercials?; Buzz free cannabis- and the point is??; Beebs Norway Emergency - Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

Did the Prez make a dirty joke?; OctoMom Stripping? Say it Aint SO!; Sesame Street Torture; New Stealth Ships!; Forest Service bitchslapped by Ag Dept Aholes; Mexican Presidential front runner used in sex ad! You dont wanna miss this!

58:49 minutes (26.93 MB)

HS Teacher tells grads the truth!; Texans cant drive 55.. so how about 85?; Dont drive ur wheelchair drunk!; Miley to get married.. has she the nerve to wear white?; another "Im Not Dead Yet" story! Plus More Kewl Krap. Listen here and respect yourself in the morning!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Terrorist issue their own rewards?; Bath Salts behind Zombies- get ur bullets!; Illegal Alien Spotted Owls- Where is Wyatt Earp when ya need him?; Fisherman makes wild find; Autopeotomy- u really dont want to know; Plus More Kewl Krap.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Food Police go on NYC Rampage-Burger King sez Screw U!; The Donald Lied?; Wasabi Attack!; Gitmo Upgrade?; Cant afford a hotel?-Banned GF smuggled in a suitcase; Stupid Criminal of the Month! Plus More Kewl Krap! Put a smile on your face... Stream or Download NOW!

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

European Vending Machine sure to PO Michelle and Mayor Butthead!; Casey Anthony speaks... Ugh; Prez campaign based on has-been Hollywood advice!; Why women shouldnt WATCH porn!; Good thing South Park isnt in Middleborough; Chinese accident kills none, 16 bodies found? Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

But they cant Vote, Mr O?; Border Crossing Training Park; Pepsi for Ass?; Sex Teacher Job?; Swedish Men dont deserve the hot women anymore!; Anger Management Preview And More Kewl Krap! Join us and our special FEMALE guest host LIVE!!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Wonder Woman Rachel returns to help DJ Slim and Zip Allen bring you: We can all get along now; Hot Dog Hooker gets off; Jon Stewart-STFU!; I blame Glee-Middle Schools go XXX; Prez skips out on check for father's day lunch; I liked my Teddy Bear too, but GEEEZ!; Nude Granny Tazed- Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Rolling Stones gathering moss; Bieb's 15mins over?; King's fiance story changes... cop thinks she is honest; German Groom cant wait!; Its hot out here-Mom takes off all her clothes!; Best Hot Dogs getting sued!; Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Pres Nixon Returns?; Secret Service Partied like Rock Stars; 911-My sandwich is wrong!; Its Hot in here... Shop Naked!; Pussy Riot still in Russian jail; US Navy has 19 tons of CHOOM! Plus More Kewl Krap

58:52 minutes (26.95 MB)

Swamp MONSTER!; White Guilt goes around the bend; British women like sex on the beach (the drink?); PB Cup Bandit on the loose!; School calls cops cuz kid "studies too much"; Baseball-Biebs and Suspension; 4 Pinnochios for AdminAd; Plus more Kewl Krap!

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

The most arrogant fundraising request EVER!; I didn’t order a stabbing with my taco; TSA moron.. or conspiracy?; NO!- That’s NOT a mushroom m’am!; facebook sharing- how was it for YOU? Plus More Kewl Krap!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Today on OTHR: Drop the French fries or we’ll shoot!; NBA top pick trademarks body parts?; TSA spills Grandpa; What your sign says about your sex style!; CT residents take to the streets… to CURSE!; Plus More Kewl Krap! Join Zip and Wonder Woman for all the FUN!

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

Milkshake attack costs $2 grand; Germans screw with Jews again (and Muslims too!; We are from the Gov and you are FAT!; Store clerk stands up for taxpayers; Dog saves toddler; Disability Thursday Preview (big day!) and more Kewl Krap.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

 Why Zip loves Nora Ephron; Roberts-a Genius?; NBA Coach sexy and everyone knows it now!; Best and worst beaches; "Its Constitutional Bi&ches"; Dont Fart near me!; How stupid is the media?; Plus more KEWL KRAP!

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

 Prez gets classy (like DNC?); Tom to go back in the closet?; Food Stamp Parties encouraged!; Army goes all Thor on their ass!; Captain Kirk drops his drawers; Kanye sez Happy Fathers Day to JayZ?; Plus more KEWL KRAP!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Join Zip and Rachel and find out about: Super Derecho USA!; Google's Truman Show invention; SWAT fooled by hacker- SURPRISE!; Homeless man not stupid-Lives well!; Breast Milk Superpowers!; Micky D's- Grilled Chicken, NO/Ganja YES; PLUS MORE KEWL KRAP!

58:50 minutes (26.94 MB)

 Quite possibly the last Off The Hook Radio Show till December as Slim will return to his big boy job on Monday leaving Zip high and dry. Tune in for all the fun.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)