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The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. But there was actually good news tonight from our friend Dan at FarmvilleFeed.com. After that they tore into all the silly stuff! Join us live every Monday night at 10PM EST on the All Digital Radio Network.

 The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. The new greenhouse was AWESOME but still had glitches. And who can pronounce the names of the new "franken seeds"?? Trees here and gone and here again. Farmville England-whats the deal with that? And Neighbor Day is coming.. is this a new Farmville Dating Site?? Join us live every Monday night at 10PM EST on the All Digital Radio Network. .

 The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. Valentine;s Day stuff continued and while not overly exciting, it works! YEA! The Neighbor Swap we set up at http://addme.farmvillerant.com/ was extended an extra week due to popular demand and gifting and storage problems were discussed.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in t

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to talk another week of Farmville. The feed limit was raised. How do people hit it anyways? We are harvesting gold with no where to put it and the English Expansion teasers are out of control. Join us, listen, laugh and learn.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to talk another week of Farmville. Dippy gave us the real scoop after Slim went off SCAMS! Zynga rewards (HA!), English Countryside, and neighbor etiquette were fun subjects the boyz smacked around tonight. And Zip actually said someing nice about Zynga Custy Serve! OH, The Humanity!!

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to start a new Revolutionary War! Not against England this time, but about Zynga’s English Countryside expansion fiasco! They boyz are mad… and that music! Shoot me with a long rifle! Twitter, T-shirts, and Macaroni Trees too? Bless Japan and all those suffering through the tragedy.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to discuss the upcoming English Countryside release. Lotsa people were dancing with joy at Slim playing the new music! ;( CB was masterbuhling his trees again and Zip was farming in his new FVRant Shop Tee

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to take the first look at English Countryside! Dipalicious had plenty to say, Bullocks!! The limit on the sheep wasnt a winner, but the rollout even had the guys impressed! The PAUSE elimination was discussed and callers RANTED! TY Amy!

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim and Zip Allen winged it without Grumpy Grampy to be CB Snow who was at the hospital with his family. The improvements in FV impressed this week with the kewl Sheep breeding options and the END of the PAUSE! Ninja Robo Dino’s even got Zip to spend FC$! Slim started a new sheep site for fans at http://sheeprecipes.com/ . Post your’s there and maybe we can figure this out by next week. And Connie’s dead sheep: RIP.

Grumpy Grampy CB Snow was back, DJ Slim was unthrottled, and Zip was undressed as FarmvilleRant took to the airwaves! New quests, sheep limits. potion commotion and Dipalicious contributed to a fun show. The guys discussed the Spring Garden and the FV Cash promos and hundreds contributed in the Shout Box. Thanks everybody!!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn with a new phone line this week. Dead Sheep Connie is still breeding DOA sheep and Jackie tried to rip into Zip! DJ Slim kept the airship heading in the right direction and CB Snow lit into Zynga's threats over cyber pieces of crap!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn despite the raging weather! Slim hid in the basement and the show went on! Orchards still piss off CB, Slim and Zip explained way more than you really wanted to know about cyber animal breeding and we were graced with Royalty as Queen Kelly called in to ask for a coroner for her dead piglets!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn and took their Rant Pills 2nite! Like the rest of the FV world, the guys were PO'd! All the good stuff in FV went to hell with their gestapo tactics this week and the guys refuse to let it slide! Then Dippy showed up and sorta watched her mouth and the callers relieved themselves on Zynga!

FarmvilleRant Radio took to the air tonight on a most somber occasion.. The Death of the "Official Farmville Podcast". It seems Zynga wanted to deprive the Ranters the best source of comedy they had! Dipalicious pleaded for a new job and led the services. Father CB gave the FV Prayer and Slim played TAPS in honor of the passing. The Sheep fix may be Sheep dip and the collections... well, they arent... collecting... But its Farmville!!

FarmvilleRant Radio celebrated Zyngaga-ville. The pop diva comes to Farmville tonight and the guys just couldnt resist discussing the mid-life crisis Zynga is having! Zip maintains breeding boycott and asked for more to "man-up" and stop feeding the Beast! The crafting cottage... uh, doesnt. And the customer service winners and losers were discussed by the callers and the shout box!

FarmvilleRant Radio hit the air with a revelation! The Gaga promo actually worked! The commercial was first class too. Sooooo NOW NO EXCUSES. Fix the crap stuff and make everything work like this promo... We know you can do it. Oh.. and the craft house we built 3 weeks ago... still coming soon. http://shop.farmvillerant.com/ and buy something and you can have this podcast and Zip's new Blog for FREE! AWESOME!!

The FarmvilleRant guys, DJ Slim, Zip, and CB gathered on Memorial Day because the show must go on... besides, we had nothing else to do. DipaLicious had the Gaga mushrooms wear off and resurfaced with the premiere of the OFFICIAL FV Rant-Cast! The callers griped about pigs and sheep not working (Big surprise) and the advancement of private sharing groups! Zip announced Farmer Brown (The Faux Farmer) will be our guest next week!

FarmvilleRant took to the airways from the Cyber Cow Barn. Slim and Zip cracked the JW Blue to get over the headache of this week in Zynga. CB joined in via cell phone as he was riding his tractor on the Mass Turnpike! Zip took back all the nice stuff he has been saying about customer service due to no response for 2 weeks. And Farmer John Brown of The Faux Farmer Blog Page joined us as our special guest and had tons of great advice for us all! DONT MISS THIS ONE

The Ranters, Dj Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow took to the air to make fun of everything that pissed all of you off in this week in Farmville! Zip hates the fat sheep in horizontal stripes/ Slim made a website already for his new baby girl/and CB got his tractor safely down the turnpike while calling in from the road. Shout Boxers made the show with great comments and Ranter Jed shared some deep thoughts with us all! Look for updates all this week- meaning next week's show may even be funnier.

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with Dipalicious's "Official" FarmvilleRant-Cast. She invented the new Zynga Misery Index and the guys discussed that after. The Zynga Misery Index is now posted on the Home Page of FarmvilleRant.Com. The Quests and the goofy Trading Post were topics of derision for the guys who were again joined by Farmer John Brown and his AWESOME insights!

Farmville's ONLY really fun remaining creation- FarmvilleRant Radio hit the airwaves LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn! The Zynga Misery Index remains high and DJ Slim, Zip Allen and CB Snow sounded off on this week's mess. Sir Darryl, the show's network owner called in and agreed to self torture by starting to play the game this week! Zynga's female discrimination in the sheep pen was brought up by special guest caller Wanda Spikes. A protest is coming!

Independence Day and Slim, Zip, and CB were LIVE in the Digital Cow Barn shooting their own brand of fireworks. Zip wanted to know why Zyngag shoved the Mexican Theme stuff on us during Canadian and American holidays? The Water Wheel mess, Cash for XP (are you serious??) and more custy serve horror stories made for a fun show!

The Ranters took to the air with a new edition of FarmvilleRant Radio and marked the debutt of Amy the former Intern on the show!! CB Snow got his John Deere pulled over on the Mass Turnpike and Amy ably stepped into the void.... Wally Pipp?? Farmville only sucked a little this week so they discussed some important technical stuff and still made it FUN.

DJ Slim returned from vacation, CB Snow returned from the Mass Pike, and Zip was still here and still pissed off. Dippy’s commentary was delayed by a soundboard problem in Chicago… We blame Mayor Emanuel !! We will be killing some angry birds over that! At least we had great callers!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn and decided Zynga's new Theme song is I wanna be Rich by Calloway... sez it all with a beat! The greed is at new heights!! We want fun back in the game and have decided cross breeding the animals is the way. Listen to the show and check the website for the contest! Helicopter!! Helicopter!!

Farmville... The evil empire. The Rant guys: Slim-Luke Skywalker, Zip- Hans Solo, CB- Chewbacca gathered in the CYBER Cow Barn to bring the force to Zynga's GREED! Dipalicious had a Rant Cast about it and the callers had to vent too!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE in the Cyber Cow Barn and DID NOT cause Farmville to crash during our show, but it was amusing.. TY Zynga. Customer Service and how to use it to resolve issues and get goodies (NOT like Zip) was the main topic. The Raffle sucked.. not big news there.. and lots of good callers made for a FUN SHOW.

FarmvilleRant was live from the Cyber Cow Barn with NEWS, Rants, Dippalicious and CB's Grandson L J !!! Slim got over on Custy Serv for about a billion free Farm Cash and Zip cried like a baby out jealousy. CB, being CB, didnt give a crap either way! Habitats explained, Expansion Cost Poll going up, and Why are they even trying "Super Stupid" Orchards??

FarmvilleRant Radio was LIVE from the Cyber Barn tonight where DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow are already Platinum members. The Customer Service changes and restrictions were Topic 1 and the callers ALL wanted to Rant. The Holy Book of XP from the Gawds of Zynga is available for 20 FC... NO WAIT for YOU its 35FC... NO WAIT For YOU its 75FC!! Another example of the Zynga parlor game: How Dumb Are These People?? Download and ENJOY a FUN show!!

FarmvilleRant Radio took to the airwaves LIVE.. what holiday?? Considering Zynga musta taken the whole week off, the guys had plenty to RANT about tonight. OOS peach and green.. thats new. The 14 miles of beach in NH seemingly will be the "new farm". New money suck hole is more like it. Even the callers were rowdy. FUN FUN SHOW!!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with another edition of the most fun left in Farmville! New Daddy DJ Slim explained the release of Lighthouse Cove; early access arrived 30 mins b4 the show. The IPhone hack was so outrageous it was funny...Who wants $20,000 worth of Cyber Pieces of Crap?? Farmville Friends arent Facebook friends.. but you can get out of it. CB turned 103 and no cake.. fire hazard. while Zip waxed eloquently on the Lloyd political hate... Gotta listen to get it!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FarmvilleRant!! Its their Birthday Show and they brought the HOUSE (and Hells Bells) down on Zynga AND Facebook! Both were deserving, especially FB this week. Lotsa calls, Rants, and some really good music made for an AWESOME show. Enjoy!!

The first FarmvilleRant Show of Year 2 was LIVE and Rowdy. Customer service Do's and Dont's were provided to our listeners. Demand in a petulant tone (Slim) and get tons of free FC. Lay out the actual problem in a concise email and get NOTHING (Zip). CB was cranky and the callers were inspirational!! Enjoy!

FarmvilleRant Radio LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn! Dippalicious did her Official RantCast, All the Fall and Halloween stuff, Quests, Quirks, New and Screwed was discussed. Custy Serve successes for once for Zip and as usual for Slimbo. CB loves LJ but not Zynga, who knew? Callers were good and the advice already yielded hundreds of FC from CS in minutes after the show!! We ROCK!!

FarmvilleRant Radio talked farmers all over the world down off the ledge tonight! Relax, play and HAVE FUN! But Slim, Zip, and CB still blasted all the current problems and shortsighted ideas! Dame Edna called in and let 'em have it too! The shout box was rockin' and we had fun with FV for at least THIS HOUR!!

The Cyber Cow Barn was ROCKING!! DJSlim and Amy were "poking the bear" cuz poor Zip had to read 100s of posts about what everyone got with their free dart.. that he didnt get! CB was just flat out funny and Zip and caller TerryLee reviewed the major boner the paddocks have become. Download. Save. Pass on to your children! Its Golden Rant!!

Happy Hallo-Lloyd from FarmvilleRant's Cyber Cow Barn. Dippalicious did her Official Rant Cast and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels was our special guest. We had a blast, so will you!

DJ Slim, Dart Evader (aka Zip), and CB Snow were LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn. With the crickets. The Evil Fairy Quest problems were explained, the Customer Service Update was Busy, and there is still no DART for YOU! (well only if u are Zip! hehehe)

FarmvilleRant LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with Quest info (AGAIN!! Hoy sheeet Zynga!) A new way to listen to the show on ur phone (stitcher.com) and a recorded call to Hilda at customer service (Peggy's sister?) They stole Slim's Bon Fire idea and Zip still gets NOTHING! TY Judy W for the great poem. Download the podcast and HAVE FUN!!

Winter Wonderland was alive in the Cyber Cow Barn tonight on FarmvilleRant! DJ Slim and Zippy were shoveling what Zynga was putting down but CB "Snow" refused to go... at least while it costs. Zip got a dart this week too, so something has definitely frozen over! Download and enjoy!

Zip Allen was live on location in sunny Tampa, Florida for the first ever FarmvilleRant Radio Meet and Greet while poor Slim and CB battled the artic cold of the north. The Winter Wonderland and quests were hot on the topics along with talk of a 5th farm. Can Puincus really double the paying players after IPO? Who the hell brought Zip a helicopter? Tune in for the rant.

The FarmvilleRant Radio Show has changed their name to The QuestvilleRant Radio Show. Quests, quests and more quests. Zip was still enjoying sunny Florida while CB and Slim freeze. Callers were pissed about all the posting issues and dammit why are people's farms rolling back??? Drop by and listen to the show.

FarmvilleRant returned from Holiday Cheer and re-entered the world of Zynga's Questville. Slim got banned from fb right b4 the show and was a bit peeved. CB was unwithering and looking younger and younger and Zippy has just about had it with cyber pieces of crap! Still, FUN was had by all!

FarmvilleRant BLASTED into 2012 tonight! DJ Slim, Zip, CB, and AMY were geared up and delivered a great show. Dippy was back and layed into everything! Is the Magic Snowman anatomically correct? Will the rich Zyngians improve the game anymore? Will it finally be renamed Questville? Download and find out!

FarmvilleRant is number 1!! DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow celebrated by delivering a great show! The Quest to complete the dang Quests continues, the ZippaTorial was aimed right at Zynga HQ, and CB gave us all snot bubbles!

FarmvilleRant was in full voice tonight... Ranting at Facebook! You are screwing up our games (and they have enough problems). At least we know the Big Z listens as our gal got her 180 FC back 15 minutes after we raised hell in our Custy Serve segment... Hear us ROAR! Download today!

The most listened to Live Hour on the Internet...(See Zynga? We do something better than you.. nah nah) FARMVILLERANT RADIO kicked the truth into the light. Double WHOSE Money Trees? Are you kidding us with that New Feature survey? FIX IT. MAKE IT FUN. GIVE ZIP A DAMN DART ALREADY! Enjoy the podcast!!

FarmvilleRant Radio Show, your best friend in Farmville had a ton of new info: Sds, $ Trees, WW Quests, Save your $ on Storage License and CUSTOMER SERVICE SCORE: Slim $75, Zip....... (crickets). HI L.J. and AMY is OLDER Thursday!

FarmvilleRant took to the air with CB Snow as an official Zynga stockholder. Im sure they will really listen and get stuff fixed now! Or not... But the Quest links have been killed off, Slim explains. The Farm Bounty Pack needed a quicker picker-upper cuz it was a mess.. and a new listener called in on his first show.. Ballsy! lol ENJOY!

FarmvilleRant and Dippalicious took to the Cyber Cow Barn to bring you the news, the problems, the solutions, and the Farmville Kardasian (formerly known as the money bush). Is Hawaii Farm around the corner or 6 more Quests of Winter??? If you missed it, YES you should feel guilty.. but here is the Podcast to get you through until next week!

The Rumors were explored, the new stuff announced (Bunny Hutch, Mallet Quest, Hawaii Farm), What the heck is a Bosnia Tree? and why is Zynga stealing your horses? If you missed it, we will forgive you if you download the PODCAST! If you dont, we will tell Hilda...

FarmvilleDOTcom sleeps with the fishes... maybe the ones around HAWAII... Its Here! Getcher coconuts ready... Seriously! More Bunnies, Winter Wonderland Thaws (finally), Quests going to the dogs (how appropriate!), and Rainbows! Have a full life.. Download Here!

FarmvilleRant took to Hawaii... Well only for those with $$ to spend! And where is the free release (NO, we mean the free Hawaiian farm)? And are the stables staying or going? And does custy serve have a clue? Do we really need to ask that... I think not. Download and enjoy.

FarmvilleRant broke some news, unlike Zynga that just breaks into your farms and takes stuff you paid for! Scratch and Sniff (cuz ur crying) While Your $$ Leaves was introduced today as the new game. Darts came to some and Froze in mid-flight, but for most, they crashed and burned (like Zip) without one. Callers mad at CS and spoke for us all! Download, enjoy again, and save to pass on to your children!

HEADLINE: OOS Hits FarmvilleRant Radio!! World to end tomorrow... women and children suffer most! OK the main player screwed up.. so start the podcast at 15 minutes and we gave ya 3/4 of a show that was pretty informative, fun, and full of Rants! Enjoy!

FarmvilleRant took to the airway to bring the smut to light! You have to listen... we cant repost the naughty stuff Zynga has come up with. Goddess Amy had some game browser ideas, and Dirt Farmer Locke joined Slim, Zip, and CB to bring you tips on the game and discuss the weirdly named "items". Download and ENJOY

Chat comes to farming: Fun or harassment? !; Farmville continues west... to Japan?; Can Zynga get rid of Timeline for us?; Why cant we all get FC discounts? We push the buttons... lets see which ones work this week!! If you missed the LIVE show catch the podcast.

FarmvilleRant and inquiring players want to know: Auto-Publishing, forced friend notices and emails now a REQUIREMENT just to play? We can help if u said YES already... Plus SAVE OUR PINCUS! Zynga CEO spending 4k/day on security! Spring at FV causing allergic reactions?? And when is the neighbor page gonna get fixed?? If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!

Zippy took the controls again while DJ Slim recovers but he had awesome co-pilots tonight in CB Snow and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels! Goddess Amy ranted about the posting on Timeline problem. We also got into Countdown improvements (you’re welcome); Perfect Pet isn’t- but its still fun; Cheat Checkers are useless toads; and Watch your Coconuts!! Listen to learn why!! Love yourself tomorrow- download today.

Locke Michaels of The Dirt Farmer joined Zip Allen, CB Snow, and we welcomed back the main dude- DJ Slim! Hawaii hit by Zynga monsoon; Fleas in the Market?; Do we really want a Leaderboard?; and all Kindsa Kewl Krap. If you missed it live- ease your conscience and DOWNLOAD the Podcast of the Farmville (Dirt) Rant

FarmvilleRant Radio teamed up again with the Dirt Farmer to bring you all the latest about our favorite game to love and hate. The feed changes were a hot topic and the Neighbor Fix is rolling out but not fixing anything! Zip asked the question on everyone's mind- What the hell is a Pink Aloha Stallion Stud? YIKES! If you missed it LIVE, redeem yourself and download NOW!

The FarmvilleRant Show wishes all farmers a happy Memorial Day and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels had a special remembrance shout out. The Farm East (Jade Something or other) will be glowing our way by mid-June... Cant wait?? . And we SERVE'd up the "dirt" on the $$ Tree too.

Dippy finally showed with her podcast...Awesome! Zip, CB, Locke, and Amy dragged our sick leader Slimbo on briefly to discuss Jade East or whatever its called.. the new one... Plus the Elite giveth and Zynga taketh away our "extra" gifts... We finally found out what a gopher garden is.. and more Kewl info. All you need to get thru the week! Enjoy.

FarmvilleRant went Jade East or Glitch Falls or whatever that new farm is called! Zip, Locke, and even Slim have been playing for a week to bring you some tips and advice for today's FREE roll out! The Quest Difficulty level coming Thursday, we had the scoop, and Cash-to-Coins is here and the math sez it MAY be worth it!! Stream or Download Now and Stay informed (with a SMILE!)

FarmvilleRant had all the Jade Fails news... Dino DNA and Terra Cotta were RANTABLE this week... FIX IT Z! Locke, Cb, Slim, Zip and his dogs were rowdy tonight! Download or stream and enjoy!

The FarmvilleRant Radio Team winged it this evening much like Zynga does everyday. Slim was AWOL andZip had to call in via a rotary phone so we turned to CB Snow, Goddess Amy and the Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels to bring us the week of Farmville. Drop by and listen to all the fun!!!

FarmvilleRant 2 started tonight! We discussed the new version of our favorite addiction thats coming soon... The flower turds, the Magical Pony Quest, Pig-O-Rip off and the Book of ZiP were all discussed plus more Kewl Krap about our favorite addiction!

FarmvilleRant brought you all the Dirt on Farmville for the week! Forbidden Coast new to Jade Falls; Big Picnic Prize Surprise; The new Charming Vineyard; and the Deal of the Day-Isnt! Tune in, buy an Anteater and Dont Poke Zip!

 FarmvilleRant hit the air with Dippalicious bringing you all thats new and , uh, kinky? in Farmville! Locke exercised his "inner idiot", CB cant wait for 7/20 and DJ Slim went begging... Plus Amy's tips and all the news you need to continue your Boot and Rally obsession with our favorite addiction! Listen now or you wont know what your friends are laughing about!

  FarmvilleRant had plenty to Rant about tonight! Players were deluged with new stuff...why? And the Dino's everyone loves- Zynga now wants FC for them! At least we now know Gilda will give up her bushels for free!! And the LINK Sharing fix is in... this show! LISTEN NOW.

FarmvilleRant was 100% on the air... unlike FV Chat which is 50% or less available! Expansions, New Farm Coming, Jade Quests, Dino Cash Grab, Stable Stuffing Lies, and Zip still held Hostage! Download or Stream NOW.. and careful with that Poking!!

FarmvilleRant had all the news you wanted! The new Unicorn buildable, the low down on the golden babies (nice try Zynga..NOT!), and the release of Gilda (who has sumpin' for ev1??), all delivered with some FUN... Cuz isnt that what we are all here for?

FarmvilleRant lived up to its name tonight. There is some kewl new stuff out like Unicorn breeding (where have u ever heard those 2 words together before??) and the Lost 'n Found Search. But man, no custy serve still for most and tons of issues. We tried our best to straighten them out! Hope you agree.

Zip was off galavanting with Gilda while Slim, CB and Locke held down the farm. All the Rant and Dirt information jam packed into 1 awesome hour including the return of Claire for coins only, Chatgate update, all the quests and info on the next farm. Listen to the podcast and remember to POKE Zip!!!

FarmvilleRant lived up to its name this week. Talked back to power (we know the stock tanked, its just a saying) about the surprise Hawaii Marathon, Combine for CASH (NO!!), Crafting Hell and MORE! We are happy the stupid Prize Machine pop-up stopped.. And whats with the Cuppy Cake Dog House? Hmmmmmmm

Hermaphrodite Turtles, Stolen Chickens, and more crap to do than an unemployed computer geek can keep up with had the guys in full voice tonight!! And Zip looks for a new intern that can answer calls and deflect POKES! If you missed it, stream or download now!!

FARMVILLE 2 “Occupies” our screens- Dippalicious has a Report!!; Sheep take vitamins-Get Busy on NEW Babies; We are all in the Doghouse!; More new crap we shouldda had a year ago; Float this Farmers!; More Quest Stuff and the Intern Search

Of course they released Haunted Hollow to all of us DURING the show, so we gave an early critique for a combined $140FC. The 8th Wonder of Farms coming too and we were all over that. And why is Zynga stealing YOUR FC?? If you missed it, here is the remedy!

FarmvilleRant introduced SNAP! She did a great job in the call center. Her popularity probably is why so many tuned in we crashed our server!! Podcast should be popular for this show.. Prash, the genius that figures out our inside stuff made a special appearance. We had all the news on this, our 2nd Anniversary Show!! PLEASE SHARE and POKE ZIP!!!

FarmvilleRant started year 3 in a funny but foul mood. Zynga did NOT have a nice week. We discussed all the ins/outs plus the news on some new stuff and for once you can smile about Farmville!!

Zip and CB went looking for Bigfoot and were late. Actually CB came back, Zip didn't. Ranter birthdays went AWOL. But the show went on. A mini farm or "closet" as Locke calls it may be coming for the home farm, Sunflower Meadows will be a new upgradable farm but still no Space Farm. Quests released today, more Thursday. Still waiting for the Farmworkers. Where the hell are they. Download and listen and SHARE with your neighbors. Gooney Goo Goo!!!

Big Foot Adventurer Zip returned. He still has no clue, but at least we had Locke, Cb, and DJ Slim to give you all the Zynga 411 for this week and whats coming next.. Oh and ZYNGA: FIX THE STUFF PLEASE??

Zynga Snuck a Barrage of Reward Buildings in on us mid-week. DUH!! If we dont know about it, how can we tell everyone its kewl? (Or it sux.... Maybe I just answered THAT question!) Anyway, we had all the news, tips, and naughty stuff you need!

The FarmvilleRant Radio Team took its very first Monday night off due to Hurricane Sandy. It was a good thing. Instead of a LIVE show we figured we would replay the very first FarmvilleRant Radio Show from 9/27/10. If you missed it then and you missed Monday nights replay listen below. Boy have things changed.

FarmvilleRant returned from Sandy's clutches. On that end, Zynga doing some good work. And the multiple trees to share got props. Unfortunately there were other things we had to discuss. Join Slim, Zip, CB, Snap and Locke for all the fun.

FarmvilleRant was Zipless this evening but the team trudged through the last week of virtual pieces of crap without him. Mistletoe Lane chapter quests were discussed along with FREE Access which comes next week, the new voting features that didn't work and the upcoming Cider Quests. A couple of callers even graced the cow barn this evening. Drop by and listen to the podcast if you missed the show.

Zipless again as it seems a honeymoon may be happening. Slim, CB, Locke and Ginger held their own and brought you the week of Farmville which was rather boring. Free Access to Mistletoe Lane is here. More quests on Thursday, another Countdown coming soon along with Club Crops. More like Co-ops with a face-lift. Download and enjoy our rantings from the All Digital Radio Cyber Cow Barn!!!

This was kinda slow FV week, but we had all the new updates available. Fortunately Zip returned with no clue so CB, Slim, and Locke had to thaw him out. Made for a very funny show!! Enjoy.

FarmvilleRant had tons of news tonight (thanks Dirt Farmer!!) You may want to get the podcast even if u listened live to review again! And Mr Pincus LIKES our Space Farm idea... Zip has the details. Please share with your friends. Twitter is @farmvillerant if you want to follow us.

FarmvilleRant has all the newz! Farmville gonna give us Worldly Traditions, and Hungry Hungry something or other... WOO HOO Be still my heart. At least we have 'em... nobody got laid off the Rant! And Mr P's posse hunted down Slim's Coasterville Fan page and stole it back!! HATERS!! 

FarmvilleRant's last LIVE show of the year brought ya all the news you need and some laughs you may need even more. If you arent part of our family yet, this is the show to join. Please SHARE (with this header!!)

FarmvilleRant returned from the holidays in fine form. Locke, the Dirt Farmer even gave away real $!! Not to Zip tho who was 44 fc short and really quiet when Slim and Locke explained Enchanted Glen, released today. Grumpy Grampy CB waiting a week for it too. The fb throttle problem was explained and there is a way around it. (For now) Snap Rocks!

Enchanted Glen released for free today and FarmvilleRant and Dirt Farmer were all over it. We had all the news, tips, and new stuff for ya. Even had some computer tips on phone apps and the java problem. And let the players SHARE Zynga... 3x is BULL!! Slim, Zip, CB, and Locke bring you all you need plus smiles! LISTEN NOW!!

FarmvilleRant discussed the Great Zynga Blackout, Customer Service KYA, the Enchanted Glen taking off and cat boxes showing up! (EWW) If you dont know what an U W R is, u didnt listen!! 30 day quests- the marathon of farmville is here... No blood doping allowed!! And Zip found found his combine... DUH. If you missed it, forgive yourself by listening NOW!!

FarmvilleRant was simply enchanting! Sorry we had to sing.. the sound board did recover, but too late to spare ya. Lotsa news, tips, and smiles to get ya though the week. TY to Ryan Watts our FV special guest. And Snap did not say that. Birthday friends will need this Podcast!!

FarmvilleRant took to the Enchanted airways! The guys (and Snap!) brought the wood to Zynga tonight. Lotsa stuff you have told us needs fixed.. Here it is! Plus all the new things already here and on the way to us. DO NOT miss this one!

FarmvilleRant hit the airway with Enchantment, Evil Valentines, and the Return of Dippalicious! Farmville the cartoon is coming and we discussed, but Dippy nailed it! If you missed it and need the latest info and some smiles... here is the podcast!! Enjoy.

FarmvilleRant, Ear Candy for the players was especially true tonight as Snap sat in for CB who was MIA! Tips on neighbors, pixie dust work-a-round, missing stables, Rambunction coming and Personality Voting (uh-oh)! Happy Birthday to the Dirt Farmer site (check the new toolbar!!) and Mr Locke! Zip tried Live Chat and just got dissed faster! If you missed it, LISTEN NOW!!

FarmvilleRant broke the news: Enchanted ends here... Atlantis (?) underwater farm about to POP! Cb Snow asks: Do we still have to water the trees?? Dairy glitches,neighbor solutions, Pear Up coming, and LET US BUILD Insta-grows... we know u have the code Zynga!! All that and some yucks! Podcast HERE!

FarmvilleRant took to the sea this week with the new farm ATLANTIS. Released just a few hours b4 the show, Locke and his DF gang and Zip and his frantic farming brought you almost everything you need to get a great start. If you missed it.. Redeem Yourself with the Podcast!!

FarmvilleRant brought ya all the news on the Free Atlantis with some tips and how to get your own Axolotl..; the Design Farm Feature that Dirt Farmer dug up today... may be kewl; The Kelly Green; Whats farm next and why + what Z should really be doing! If you missed it, BAD FARMER!! Redemption is here with the podcast.

FarmvilleRant went on a number of them tonight. Locke implored Z to get creative if we gotta breed another cyber animal... Remember Sheep? (Remember 40 million players???) Last minute coin expansions saved a CS riot as Atlantis Q3 gonna keep us busy! Slim and CB celebrated being freeloaders that we carry. And CS sent Zip to a strange site for advice on a question they couldnt answer. Marine Observatories allowed... BUILD EM! Enjoy the Podcast

FarmvilleRant knows y'all wanted to SCREAM at the Zyngians for 62 new trees, 17 unworkable horses, late quests, late everything (cuz daylight savings is such a difficult concept)... So we are here. A calming influence in a world of Cyber WTH. News, reviews, and yucks.. Listen to the Podcast and PLEASE SHARE!

FarmvilleRant came to you from under the ice at MSG in NYC! Smelled better than the barn... beer instead of, well... uno. Zynga had a BAD week and we had the spanking they deserved. Plus some great advice, new stuff coming out, and more than the usual share of yuks! Feel better SNAP!! LISTEN UP and PLEASE SHARE!

FarmvilleRant had JUST ENOUGH Farm Cash left to bother tonight. Explanations for how Zynga swiped it from almost everyone. Customer Service is stuck in the middle and blowing us all off. The new stuff looks great but barely works. We work thru the troubles and give some great tips to help your game play. ENJOY. HEY L.J.!!

FarmvilleRant came to you with a heavy heart tonight. Prayers to the victims in Boston and all of us who are affected by seeing this tragic event unfold today.