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The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. But there was actually good news tonight from our friend Dan at FarmvilleFeed.com. After that they tore into all the silly stuff! Join us live every Monday night at 10PM EST on the All Digital Radio Network.

 The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. The new greenhouse was AWESOME but still had glitches. And who can pronounce the names of the new "franken seeds"?? Trees here and gone and here again. Farmville England-whats the deal with that? And Neighbor Day is coming.. is this a new Farmville Dating Site?? Join us live every Monday night at 10PM EST on the All Digital Radio Network. .

 The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to lay into this week in Farmville. Valentine;s Day stuff continued and while not overly exciting, it works! YEA! The Neighbor Swap we set up at http://addme.farmvillerant.com/ was extended an extra week due to popular demand and gifting and storage problems were discussed.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in t

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to talk another week of Farmville. The feed limit was raised. How do people hit it anyways? We are harvesting gold with no where to put it and the English Expansion teasers are out of control. Join us, listen, laugh and learn.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to talk another week of Farmville. Dippy gave us the real scoop after Slim went off SCAMS! Zynga rewards (HA!), English Countryside, and neighbor etiquette were fun subjects the boyz smacked around tonight. And Zip actually said someing nice about Zynga Custy Serve! OH, The Humanity!!

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to start a new Revolutionary War! Not against England this time, but about Zynga’s English Countryside expansion fiasco! They boyz are mad… and that music! Shoot me with a long rifle! Twitter, T-shirts, and Macaroni Trees too? Bless Japan and all those suffering through the tragedy.

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to discuss the upcoming English Countryside release. Lotsa people were dancing with joy at Slim playing the new music! ;( CB was masterbuhling his trees again and Zip was farming in his new FVRant Shop Tee

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow gathered in the Cyber Cow Barn to take the first look at English Countryside! Dipalicious had plenty to say, Bullocks!! The limit on the sheep wasnt a winner, but the rollout even had the guys impressed! The PAUSE elimination was discussed and callers RANTED! TY Amy!

The FarmvilleRant boyz, DJ Slim and Zip Allen winged it without Grumpy Grampy to be CB Snow who was at the hospital with his family. The improvements in FV impressed this week with the kewl Sheep breeding options and the END of the PAUSE! Ninja Robo Dino’s even got Zip to spend FC$! Slim started a new sheep site for fans at http://sheeprecipes.com/ . Post your’s there and maybe we can figure this out by next week. And Connie’s dead sheep: RIP.

Grumpy Grampy CB Snow was back, DJ Slim was unthrottled, and Zip was undressed as FarmvilleRant took to the airwaves! New quests, sheep limits. potion commotion and Dipalicious contributed to a fun show. The guys discussed the Spring Garden and the FV Cash promos and hundreds contributed in the Shout Box. Thanks everybody!!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn with a new phone line this week. Dead Sheep Connie is still breeding DOA sheep and Jackie tried to rip into Zip! DJ Slim kept the airship heading in the right direction and CB Snow lit into Zynga's threats over cyber pieces of crap!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn despite the raging weather! Slim hid in the basement and the show went on! Orchards still piss off CB, Slim and Zip explained way more than you really wanted to know about cyber animal breeding and we were graced with Royalty as Queen Kelly called in to ask for a coroner for her dead piglets!

FarmvilleRant Radio was back in the cyber cow barn and took their Rant Pills 2nite! Like the rest of the FV world, the guys were PO'd! All the good stuff in FV went to hell with their gestapo tactics this week and the guys refuse to let it slide! Then Dippy showed up and sorta watched her mouth and the callers relieved themselves on Zynga!

FarmvilleRant Radio took to the air tonight on a most somber occasion.. The Death of the "Official Farmville Podcast". It seems Zynga wanted to deprive the Ranters the best source of comedy they had! Dipalicious pleaded for a new job and led the services. Father CB gave the FV Prayer and Slim played TAPS in honor of the passing. The Sheep fix may be Sheep dip and the collections... well, they arent... collecting... But its Farmville!!

FarmvilleRant Radio celebrated Zyngaga-ville. The pop diva comes to Farmville tonight and the guys just couldnt resist discussing the mid-life crisis Zynga is having! Zip maintains breeding boycott and asked for more to "man-up" and stop feeding the Beast! The crafting cottage... uh, doesnt. And the customer service winners and losers were discussed by the callers and the shout box!

FarmvilleRant Radio hit the air with a revelation! The Gaga promo actually worked! The commercial was first class too. Sooooo NOW NO EXCUSES. Fix the crap stuff and make everything work like this promo... We know you can do it. Oh.. and the craft house we built 3 weeks ago... still coming soon. http://shop.farmvillerant.com/ and buy something and you can have this podcast and Zip's new Blog for FREE! AWESOME!!

The FarmvilleRant guys, DJ Slim, Zip, and CB gathered on Memorial Day because the show must go on... besides, we had nothing else to do. DipaLicious had the Gaga mushrooms wear off and resurfaced with the premiere of the OFFICIAL FV Rant-Cast! The callers griped about pigs and sheep not working (Big surprise) and the advancement of private sharing groups! Zip announced Farmer Brown (The Faux Farmer) will be our guest next week!

FarmvilleRant took to the airways from the Cyber Cow Barn. Slim and Zip cracked the JW Blue to get over the headache of this week in Zynga. CB joined in via cell phone as he was riding his tractor on the Mass Turnpike! Zip took back all the nice stuff he has been saying about customer service due to no response for 2 weeks. And Farmer John Brown of The Faux Farmer Blog Page joined us as our special guest and had tons of great advice for us all! DONT MISS THIS ONE

The Ranters, Dj Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow took to the air to make fun of everything that pissed all of you off in this week in Farmville! Zip hates the fat sheep in horizontal stripes/ Slim made a website already for his new baby girl/and CB got his tractor safely down the turnpike while calling in from the road. Shout Boxers made the show with great comments and Ranter Jed shared some deep thoughts with us all! Look for updates all this week- meaning next week's show may even be funnier.

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with Dipalicious's "Official" FarmvilleRant-Cast. She invented the new Zynga Misery Index and the guys discussed that after. The Zynga Misery Index is now posted on the Home Page of FarmvilleRant.Com. The Quests and the goofy Trading Post were topics of derision for the guys who were again joined by Farmer John Brown and his AWESOME insights!

Farmville's ONLY really fun remaining creation- FarmvilleRant Radio hit the airwaves LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn! The Zynga Misery Index remains high and DJ Slim, Zip Allen and CB Snow sounded off on this week's mess. Sir Darryl, the show's network owner called in and agreed to self torture by starting to play the game this week! Zynga's female discrimination in the sheep pen was brought up by special guest caller Wanda Spikes. A protest is coming!

Independence Day and Slim, Zip, and CB were LIVE in the Digital Cow Barn shooting their own brand of fireworks. Zip wanted to know why Zyngag shoved the Mexican Theme stuff on us during Canadian and American holidays? The Water Wheel mess, Cash for XP (are you serious??) and more custy serve horror stories made for a fun show!

The Ranters took to the air with a new edition of FarmvilleRant Radio and marked the debutt of Amy the former Intern on the show!! CB Snow got his John Deere pulled over on the Mass Turnpike and Amy ably stepped into the void.... Wally Pipp?? Farmville only sucked a little this week so they discussed some important technical stuff and still made it FUN.

DJ Slim returned from vacation, CB Snow returned from the Mass Pike, and Zip was still here and still pissed off. Dippy’s commentary was delayed by a soundboard problem in Chicago… We blame Mayor Emanuel !! We will be killing some angry birds over that! At least we had great callers!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn and decided Zynga's new Theme song is I wanna be Rich by Calloway... sez it all with a beat! The greed is at new heights!! We want fun back in the game and have decided cross breeding the animals is the way. Listen to the show and check the website for the contest! Helicopter!! Helicopter!!

Farmville... The evil empire. The Rant guys: Slim-Luke Skywalker, Zip- Hans Solo, CB- Chewbacca gathered in the CYBER Cow Barn to bring the force to Zynga's GREED! Dipalicious had a Rant Cast about it and the callers had to vent too!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE in the Cyber Cow Barn and DID NOT cause Farmville to crash during our show, but it was amusing.. TY Zynga. Customer Service and how to use it to resolve issues and get goodies (NOT like Zip) was the main topic. The Raffle sucked.. not big news there.. and lots of good callers made for a FUN SHOW.

FarmvilleRant was live from the Cyber Cow Barn with NEWS, Rants, Dippalicious and CB's Grandson L J !!! Slim got over on Custy Serv for about a billion free Farm Cash and Zip cried like a baby out jealousy. CB, being CB, didnt give a crap either way! Habitats explained, Expansion Cost Poll going up, and Why are they even trying "Super Stupid" Orchards??

FarmvilleRant Radio was LIVE from the Cyber Barn tonight where DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow are already Platinum members. The Customer Service changes and restrictions were Topic 1 and the callers ALL wanted to Rant. The Holy Book of XP from the Gawds of Zynga is available for 20 FC... NO WAIT for YOU its 35FC... NO WAIT For YOU its 75FC!! Another example of the Zynga parlor game: How Dumb Are These People?? Download and ENJOY a FUN show!!

FarmvilleRant Radio took to the airwaves LIVE.. what holiday?? Considering Zynga musta taken the whole week off, the guys had plenty to RANT about tonight. OOS peach and green.. thats new. The 14 miles of beach in NH seemingly will be the "new farm". New money suck hole is more like it. Even the callers were rowdy. FUN FUN SHOW!!

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with another edition of the most fun left in Farmville! New Daddy DJ Slim explained the release of Lighthouse Cove; early access arrived 30 mins b4 the show. The IPhone hack was so outrageous it was funny...Who wants $20,000 worth of Cyber Pieces of Crap?? Farmville Friends arent Facebook friends.. but you can get out of it. CB turned 103 and no cake.. fire hazard. while Zip waxed eloquently on the Lloyd political hate... Gotta listen to get it!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FarmvilleRant!! Its their Birthday Show and they brought the HOUSE (and Hells Bells) down on Zynga AND Facebook! Both were deserving, especially FB this week. Lotsa calls, Rants, and some really good music made for an AWESOME show. Enjoy!!

The first FarmvilleRant Show of Year 2 was LIVE and Rowdy. Customer service Do's and Dont's were provided to our listeners. Demand in a petulant tone (Slim) and get tons of free FC. Lay out the actual problem in a concise email and get NOTHING (Zip). CB was cranky and the callers were inspirational!! Enjoy!

FarmvilleRant Radio LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn! Dippalicious did her Official RantCast, All the Fall and Halloween stuff, Quests, Quirks, New and Screwed was discussed. Custy Serve successes for once for Zip and as usual for Slimbo. CB loves LJ but not Zynga, who knew? Callers were good and the advice already yielded hundreds of FC from CS in minutes after the show!! We ROCK!!

FarmvilleRant Radio talked farmers all over the world down off the ledge tonight! Relax, play and HAVE FUN! But Slim, Zip, and CB still blasted all the current problems and shortsighted ideas! Dame Edna called in and let 'em have it too! The shout box was rockin' and we had fun with FV for at least THIS HOUR!!

The Cyber Cow Barn was ROCKING!! DJSlim and Amy were "poking the bear" cuz poor Zip had to read 100s of posts about what everyone got with their free dart.. that he didnt get! CB was just flat out funny and Zip and caller TerryLee reviewed the major boner the paddocks have become. Download. Save. Pass on to your children! Its Golden Rant!!

Happy Hallo-Lloyd from FarmvilleRant's Cyber Cow Barn. Dippalicious did her Official Rant Cast and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels was our special guest. We had a blast, so will you!

DJ Slim, Dart Evader (aka Zip), and CB Snow were LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn. With the crickets. The Evil Fairy Quest problems were explained, the Customer Service Update was Busy, and there is still no DART for YOU! (well only if u are Zip! hehehe)

FarmvilleRant LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with Quest info (AGAIN!! Hoy sheeet Zynga!) A new way to listen to the show on ur phone (stitcher.com) and a recorded call to Hilda at customer service (Peggy's sister?) They stole Slim's Bon Fire idea and Zip still gets NOTHING! TY Judy W for the great poem. Download the podcast and HAVE FUN!!

Winter Wonderland was alive in the Cyber Cow Barn tonight on FarmvilleRant! DJ Slim and Zippy were shoveling what Zynga was putting down but CB "Snow" refused to go... at least while it costs. Zip got a dart this week too, so something has definitely frozen over! Download and enjoy!

Zip Allen was live on location in sunny Tampa, Florida for the first ever FarmvilleRant Radio Meet and Greet while poor Slim and CB battled the artic cold of the north. The Winter Wonderland and quests were hot on the topics along with talk of a 5th farm. Can Puincus really double the paying players after IPO? Who the hell brought Zip a helicopter? Tune in for the rant.

The FarmvilleRant Radio Show has changed their name to The QuestvilleRant Radio Show. Quests, quests and more quests. Zip was still enjoying sunny Florida while CB and Slim freeze. Callers were pissed about all the posting issues and dammit why are people's farms rolling back??? Drop by and listen to the show.

FarmvilleRant returned from Holiday Cheer and re-entered the world of Zynga's Questville. Slim got banned from fb right b4 the show and was a bit peeved. CB was unwithering and looking younger and younger and Zippy has just about had it with cyber pieces of crap! Still, FUN was had by all!

FarmvilleRant BLASTED into 2012 tonight! DJ Slim, Zip, CB, and AMY were geared up and delivered a great show. Dippy was back and layed into everything! Is the Magic Snowman anatomically correct? Will the rich Zyngians improve the game anymore? Will it finally be renamed Questville? Download and find out!

FarmvilleRant is number 1!! DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow celebrated by delivering a great show! The Quest to complete the dang Quests continues, the ZippaTorial was aimed right at Zynga HQ, and CB gave us all snot bubbles!

FarmvilleRant was in full voice tonight... Ranting at Facebook! You are screwing up our games (and they have enough problems). At least we know the Big Z listens as our gal got her 180 FC back 15 minutes after we raised hell in our Custy Serve segment... Hear us ROAR! Download today!

The most listened to Live Hour on the Internet...(See Zynga? We do something better than you.. nah nah) FARMVILLERANT RADIO kicked the truth into the light. Double WHOSE Money Trees? Are you kidding us with that New Feature survey? FIX IT. MAKE IT FUN. GIVE ZIP A DAMN DART ALREADY! Enjoy the podcast!!

FarmvilleRant Radio Show, your best friend in Farmville had a ton of new info: Sds, $ Trees, WW Quests, Save your $ on Storage License and CUSTOMER SERVICE SCORE: Slim $75, Zip....... (crickets). HI L.J. and AMY is OLDER Thursday!

FarmvilleRant took to the air with CB Snow as an official Zynga stockholder. Im sure they will really listen and get stuff fixed now! Or not... But the Quest links have been killed off, Slim explains. The Farm Bounty Pack needed a quicker picker-upper cuz it was a mess.. and a new listener called in on his first show.. Ballsy! lol ENJOY!

FarmvilleRant and Dippalicious took to the Cyber Cow Barn to bring you the news, the problems, the solutions, and the Farmville Kardasian (formerly known as the money bush). Is Hawaii Farm around the corner or 6 more Quests of Winter??? If you missed it, YES you should feel guilty.. but here is the Podcast to get you through until next week!

 Whitney Houston passed and while the latter stage of her life, she was mocked, she will be remembered for the body of work that touched all of our lives and transformed music.

Further, I talk about our selves and the importance of being ourselves regardless to whom or what!

The Rumors were explored, the new stuff announced (Bunny Hutch, Mallet Quest, Hawaii Farm), What the heck is a Bosnia Tree? and why is Zynga stealing your horses? If you missed it, we will forgive you if you download the PODCAST! If you dont, we will tell Hilda...

FarmvilleDOTcom sleeps with the fishes... maybe the ones around HAWAII... Its Here! Getcher coconuts ready... Seriously! More Bunnies, Winter Wonderland Thaws (finally), Quests going to the dogs (how appropriate!), and Rainbows! Have a full life.. Download Here!

FarmvilleRant took to Hawaii... Well only for those with $$ to spend! And where is the free release (NO, we mean the free Hawaiian farm)? And are the stables staying or going? And does custy serve have a clue? Do we really need to ask that... I think not. Download and enjoy.

 Discussion on the Time, DST and it's affects on health, Life Science and the Darwin Award Recipient for 2012!

FarmvilleRant broke some news, unlike Zynga that just breaks into your farms and takes stuff you paid for! Scratch and Sniff (cuz ur crying) While Your $$ Leaves was introduced today as the new game. Darts came to some and Froze in mid-flight, but for most, they crashed and burned (like Zip) without one. Callers mad at CS and spoke for us all! Download, enjoy again, and save to pass on to your children!

Obstacles or Opportunities? Overcoming Difficulties is discussed with the insight that only J.Christopher can demonstrate (not really but it sounds good!)

Whitney's death is revisited as well.

HEADLINE: OOS Hits FarmvilleRant Radio!! World to end tomorrow... women and children suffer most! OK the main player screwed up.. so start the podcast at 15 minutes and we gave ya 3/4 of a show that was pretty informative, fun, and full of Rants! Enjoy!

FarmvilleRant took to the airway to bring the smut to light! You have to listen... we cant repost the naughty stuff Zynga has come up with. Goddess Amy had some game browser ideas, and Dirt Farmer Locke joined Slim, Zip, and CB to bring you tips on the game and discuss the weirdly named "items". Download and ENJOY

Chat comes to farming: Fun or harassment? !; Farmville continues west... to Japan?; Can Zynga get rid of Timeline for us?; Why cant we all get FC discounts? We push the buttons... lets see which ones work this week!! If you missed the LIVE show catch the podcast.

FarmvilleRant and inquiring players want to know: Auto-Publishing, forced friend notices and emails now a REQUIREMENT just to play? We can help if u said YES already... Plus SAVE OUR PINCUS! Zynga CEO spending 4k/day on security! Spring at FV causing allergic reactions?? And when is the neighbor page gonna get fixed?? If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!

Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels joined Zip, CB, and Goddess Amy while DJ Slim suffered in agony.. but he called in anyway! The new Flea Market was big news, plus new Orchards, Quests, and Mother's Day Prizes! Is the Social Impact still there? And a few thoughts on the 1st anniversary of the death of the hacker sheep. If you missed it LIVE.. Dont MISS OUT-catch the Podcast!