Archive of Farmville Rant Radio

FarmvilleRant hit the airways with our new intern Angie! Friend her at Angie's Farm and get advice on Trees... She is an expert! Welcome! We had all the news from inside Zynga and from the player perspective. Quests, features, good tips, and more problems from you guys were explained to Zynga (they listen). They did fix a few things. Listen to the podcast, catch up and enjoy a few yucks.

FarmvilleRant found out about Zynga's Secret Places... And none of them work right. The innuendo has moved to Austalia! Dirt Farmer is Fact Certified and Zip screwed that up like a Birthday Name. Lotsa news and updates. Do NOT miss this edition. We are friggin' always right

FarmvilleRant took to the airways... and Zynga crashed FV just as we started the show. Talk about proving our point! Zip lamented the death of the Kewl Sheep 2 years ago... The Aussie farm is here.. All the first week stuff Dirt Farmer reported onis pretty much fixed, so if you saved whatever FC$ they let u keep, the frustrations should be less. But then again, its Zynga so...... Enjoy the Podcast!!

Aussie Aussie Aussie... OY?? Oy the problems. Some doing fine, others cant start it and even more than usual are DONE spending for $FC this time. The guys were missing Snap but announced a new Intern Search. Poke Zip (message) if you want to join the guys. Space Farm coming AND Lighthouse has the Goliath Quest (well its that big) plus technical excuses on a few things. Listen and keep up! Planet Podcast is HERE!

FarmvilleRant came to you with a heavy heart tonight. Prayers to the victims in Boston and all of us who are affected by seeing this tragic event unfold today.

FarmvilleRant had JUST ENOUGH Farm Cash left to bother tonight. Explanations for how Zynga swiped it from almost everyone. Customer Service is stuck in the middle and blowing us all off. The new stuff looks great but barely works. We work thru the troubles and give some great tips to help your game play. ENJOY. HEY L.J.!!

FarmvilleRant came to you from under the ice at MSG in NYC! Smelled better than the barn... beer instead of, well... uno. Zynga had a BAD week and we had the spanking they deserved. Plus some great advice, new stuff coming out, and more than the usual share of yuks! Feel better SNAP!! LISTEN UP and PLEASE SHARE!

FarmvilleRant knows y'all wanted to SCREAM at the Zyngians for 62 new trees, 17 unworkable horses, late quests, late everything (cuz daylight savings is such a difficult concept)... So we are here. A calming influence in a world of Cyber WTH. News, reviews, and yucks.. Listen to the Podcast and PLEASE SHARE!

FarmvilleRant went on a number of them tonight. Locke implored Z to get creative if we gotta breed another cyber animal... Remember Sheep? (Remember 40 million players???) Last minute coin expansions saved a CS riot as Atlantis Q3 gonna keep us busy! Slim and CB celebrated being freeloaders that we carry. And CS sent Zip to a strange site for advice on a question they couldnt answer. Marine Observatories allowed... BUILD EM! Enjoy the Podcast

FarmvilleRant brought ya all the news on the Free Atlantis with some tips and how to get your own Axolotl..; the Design Farm Feature that Dirt Farmer dug up today... may be kewl; The Kelly Green; Whats farm next and why + what Z should really be doing! If you missed it, BAD FARMER!! Redemption is here with the podcast.

FarmvilleRant took to the sea this week with the new farm ATLANTIS. Released just a few hours b4 the show, Locke and his DF gang and Zip and his frantic farming brought you almost everything you need to get a great start. If you missed it.. Redeem Yourself with the Podcast!!

FarmvilleRant broke the news: Enchanted ends here... Atlantis (?) underwater farm about to POP! Cb Snow asks: Do we still have to water the trees?? Dairy glitches,neighbor solutions, Pear Up coming, and LET US BUILD Insta-grows... we know u have the code Zynga!! All that and some yucks! Podcast HERE!

FarmvilleRant, Ear Candy for the players was especially true tonight as Snap sat in for CB who was MIA! Tips on neighbors, pixie dust work-a-round, missing stables, Rambunction coming and Personality Voting (uh-oh)! Happy Birthday to the Dirt Farmer site (check the new toolbar!!) and Mr Locke! Zip tried Live Chat and just got dissed faster! If you missed it, LISTEN NOW!!

FarmvilleRant hit the airway with Enchantment, Evil Valentines, and the Return of Dippalicious! Farmville the cartoon is coming and we discussed, but Dippy nailed it! If you missed it and need the latest info and some smiles... here is the podcast!! Enjoy.

FarmvilleRant took to the Enchanted airways! The guys (and Snap!) brought the wood to Zynga tonight. Lotsa stuff you have told us needs fixed.. Here it is! Plus all the new things already here and on the way to us. DO NOT miss this one!

FarmvilleRant was simply enchanting! Sorry we had to sing.. the sound board did recover, but too late to spare ya. Lotsa news, tips, and smiles to get ya though the week. TY to Ryan Watts our FV special guest. And Snap did not say that. Birthday friends will need this Podcast!!

FarmvilleRant discussed the Great Zynga Blackout, Customer Service KYA, the Enchanted Glen taking off and cat boxes showing up! (EWW) If you dont know what an U W R is, u didnt listen!! 30 day quests- the marathon of farmville is here... No blood doping allowed!! And Zip found found his combine... DUH. If you missed it, forgive yourself by listening NOW!!

Enchanted Glen released for free today and FarmvilleRant and Dirt Farmer were all over it. We had all the news, tips, and new stuff for ya. Even had some computer tips on phone apps and the java problem. And let the players SHARE Zynga... 3x is BULL!! Slim, Zip, CB, and Locke bring you all you need plus smiles! LISTEN NOW!!

FarmvilleRant returned from the holidays in fine form. Locke, the Dirt Farmer even gave away real $!! Not to Zip tho who was 44 fc short and really quiet when Slim and Locke explained Enchanted Glen, released today. Grumpy Grampy CB waiting a week for it too. The fb throttle problem was explained and there is a way around it. (For now) Snap Rocks!

FarmvilleRant's last LIVE show of the year brought ya all the news you need and some laughs you may need even more. If you arent part of our family yet, this is the show to join. Please SHARE (with this header!!)

FarmvilleRant has all the newz! Farmville gonna give us Worldly Traditions, and Hungry Hungry something or other... WOO HOO Be still my heart. At least we have 'em... nobody got laid off the Rant! And Mr P's posse hunted down Slim's Coasterville Fan page and stole it back!! HATERS!! 

FarmvilleRant had tons of news tonight (thanks Dirt Farmer!!) You may want to get the podcast even if u listened live to review again! And Mr Pincus LIKES our Space Farm idea... Zip has the details. Please share with your friends. Twitter is @farmvillerant if you want to follow us.

This was kinda slow FV week, but we had all the new updates available. Fortunately Zip returned with no clue so CB, Slim, and Locke had to thaw him out. Made for a very funny show!! Enjoy.

Zipless again as it seems a honeymoon may be happening. Slim, CB, Locke and Ginger held their own and brought you the week of Farmville which was rather boring. Free Access to Mistletoe Lane is here. More quests on Thursday, another Countdown coming soon along with Club Crops. More like Co-ops with a face-lift. Download and enjoy our rantings from the All Digital Radio Cyber Cow Barn!!!

FarmvilleRant was Zipless this evening but the team trudged through the last week of virtual pieces of crap without him. Mistletoe Lane chapter quests were discussed along with FREE Access which comes next week, the new voting features that didn't work and the upcoming Cider Quests. A couple of callers even graced the cow barn this evening. Drop by and listen to the podcast if you missed the show.

FarmvilleRant returned from Sandy's clutches. On that end, Zynga doing some good work. And the multiple trees to share got props. Unfortunately there were other things we had to discuss. Join Slim, Zip, CB, Snap and Locke for all the fun.

The FarmvilleRant Radio Team took its very first Monday night off due to Hurricane Sandy. It was a good thing. Instead of a LIVE show we figured we would replay the very first FarmvilleRant Radio Show from 9/27/10. If you missed it then and you missed Monday nights replay listen below. Boy have things changed.

Zynga Snuck a Barrage of Reward Buildings in on us mid-week. DUH!! If we dont know about it, how can we tell everyone its kewl? (Or it sux.... Maybe I just answered THAT question!) Anyway, we had all the news, tips, and naughty stuff you need!

Big Foot Adventurer Zip returned. He still has no clue, but at least we had Locke, Cb, and DJ Slim to give you all the Zynga 411 for this week and whats coming next.. Oh and ZYNGA: FIX THE STUFF PLEASE??