Archive of Off The Hook Radio

 Quite possibly the last Off The Hook Radio Show till December as Slim will return to his big boy job on Monday leaving Zip high and dry. Tune in for all the fun.

Join Zip and Rachel and find out about: Super Derecho USA!; Google's Truman Show invention; SWAT fooled by hacker- SURPRISE!; Homeless man not stupid-Lives well!; Breast Milk Superpowers!; Micky D's- Grilled Chicken, NO/Ganja YES; PLUS MORE KEWL KRAP!

 Prez gets classy (like DNC?); Tom to go back in the closet?; Food Stamp Parties encouraged!; Army goes all Thor on their ass!; Captain Kirk drops his drawers; Kanye sez Happy Fathers Day to JayZ?; Plus more KEWL KRAP!

 Why Zip loves Nora Ephron; Roberts-a Genius?; NBA Coach sexy and everyone knows it now!; Best and worst beaches; "Its Constitutional Bi&ches"; Dont Fart near me!; How stupid is the media?; Plus more KEWL KRAP!

Milkshake attack costs $2 grand; Germans screw with Jews again (and Muslims too!; We are from the Gov and you are FAT!; Store clerk stands up for taxpayers; Dog saves toddler; Disability Thursday Preview (big day!) and more Kewl Krap.

Today on OTHR: Drop the French fries or we’ll shoot!; NBA top pick trademarks body parts?; TSA spills Grandpa; What your sign says about your sex style!; CT residents take to the streets… to CURSE!; Plus More Kewl Krap! Join Zip and Wonder Woman for all the FUN!

The most arrogant fundraising request EVER!; I didn’t order a stabbing with my taco; TSA moron.. or conspiracy?; NO!- That’s NOT a mushroom m’am!; facebook sharing- how was it for YOU? Plus More Kewl Krap!

Swamp MONSTER!; White Guilt goes around the bend; British women like sex on the beach (the drink?); PB Cup Bandit on the loose!; School calls cops cuz kid "studies too much"; Baseball-Biebs and Suspension; 4 Pinnochios for AdminAd; Plus more Kewl Krap!

Pres Nixon Returns?; Secret Service Partied like Rock Stars; 911-My sandwich is wrong!; Its Hot in here... Shop Naked!; Pussy Riot still in Russian jail; US Navy has 19 tons of CHOOM! Plus More Kewl Krap

Rolling Stones gathering moss; Bieb's 15mins over?; King's fiance story changes... cop thinks she is honest; German Groom cant wait!; Its hot out here-Mom takes off all her clothes!; Best Hot Dogs getting sued!; Plus More Kewl Krap!

Wonder Woman Rachel returns to help DJ Slim and Zip Allen bring you: We can all get along now; Hot Dog Hooker gets off; Jon Stewart-STFU!; I blame Glee-Middle Schools go XXX; Prez skips out on check for father's day lunch; I liked my Teddy Bear too, but GEEEZ!; Nude Granny Tazed- Plus More Kewl Krap!

But they cant Vote, Mr O?; Border Crossing Training Park; Pepsi for Ass?; Sex Teacher Job?; Swedish Men dont deserve the hot women anymore!; Anger Management Preview And More Kewl Krap! Join us and our special FEMALE guest host LIVE!!

European Vending Machine sure to PO Michelle and Mayor Butthead!; Casey Anthony speaks... Ugh; Prez campaign based on has-been Hollywood advice!; Why women shouldnt WATCH porn!; Good thing South Park isnt in Middleborough; Chinese accident kills none, 16 bodies found? Plus More Kewl Krap!

Food Police go on NYC Rampage-Burger King sez Screw U!; The Donald Lied?; Wasabi Attack!; Gitmo Upgrade?; Cant afford a hotel?-Banned GF smuggled in a suitcase; Stupid Criminal of the Month! Plus More Kewl Krap! Put a smile on your face... Stream or Download NOW!

Terrorist issue their own rewards?; Bath Salts behind Zombies- get ur bullets!; Illegal Alien Spotted Owls- Where is Wyatt Earp when ya need him?; Fisherman makes wild find; Autopeotomy- u really dont want to know; Plus More Kewl Krap.

HS Teacher tells grads the truth!; Texans cant drive 55.. so how about 85?; Dont drive ur wheelchair drunk!; Miley to get married.. has she the nerve to wear white?; another "Im Not Dead Yet" story! Plus More Kewl Krap. Listen here and respect yourself in the morning!

Did the Prez make a dirty joke?; OctoMom Stripping? Say it Aint SO!; Sesame Street Torture; New Stealth Ships!; Forest Service bitchslapped by Ag Dept Aholes; Mexican Presidential front runner used in sex ad! You dont wanna miss this!

Sexy Commercial!; Stoned mom wrecks legalization?; Greenlands Glaciers Shrink- in 1930's!; Good-bye Cpl Newkirk; Cheating 3-some Dude dies-Wife seems happy!; How far will reality TV go?; Camel Hoof Miss

Green Lantern flies Pride Flag!; Another name-change idiot (and this one running for Congress!); Pres Clinton endorses.... Romney; Weird new Fish Tank!; Food Stamps the new Axe Commercials?; Buzz free cannabis- and the point is??; Beebs Norway Emergency - Plus More Kewl Krap!

Facebook sinking-Timeline's fault!; Who is running NYC- Idi Amin or Richard Simmons?; Idol Shake up-overdue?; Moooo (burp)!; Buffalo Teachers- sure got pretty mouths; This guy makes Sheldon look NORMAL!; Footloose? Not in Pakistan! PLUS More Kewl Krap.

Zip was AWOL today and CB joined Slim for an afternoon of fun. Mitt Romney can't spell America, Mississippi schools can't handcuff students, Elvis crypt up for auction, Women are fatter because they do less housework. Catch the podcast if you missed the LIVE show.

Facebook may only be worth $10!; Biden’s vacation; Beebs may have to be deported!; Bad Cop/Dirty Cop?; 5000 men in 9 yrs- Bet Dad is so proud!; Chinese toilet standards- something else they beat us at!; Kidney trade-Pay attention Alan!; Plus More Kewl Krap!

Choom Lord runs the Country!; Mistresses more exciting and deadly!; TSA trusts pedophile ex-priest - Perhaps the church can protect us better!; Some women are just NASTY!; First grader has weed- Did u bring enough for ev1 asks snarky teachers?; PLUS More Kewl Krap! Download or Stream to get your fix!

Today on Off the Hook- Anderson Cooper kicks off Barbie Mom; $1,000,000 for an electric Porshe, only $3 to eat with Barack!; Is that a Zebra in your car or are u just happy to get pulled over?; Fantasia... step away from the cup cakes!; Plus more Kewl Krap! Get it now or hate yourself in the morning!

Zippy flies Solo: Big Summer Movies with TV Stars!; Did u bet on the new Donald?; GLEE (sniff sniff); HEADLINES; and Idol goes HOME; AI Finale' Preview with Alan Attebery of Idol Radio Show plus More Ke

NC Crazy Teacher follow up; Transgender Miss Canada competes- Slim gets creeped out; Idol Finale' Preview; Old lady loses van,, in frint yard!; Morning 'constitutional' brings Po-po; Porn and Prom freaks parents (no kidding?) Plus more Kewl Krap and Big Tushie Ho's the musical!! (wait until the end) Download NOW!!

We knew voters were old in FL, but dead?; $1.49/month Child Support?; NC teacher threatens student arrest... over politics!; Exotic Dancers G-Strings empty!; Robber chooses odd "mask"; Bill Board Music news and More Kewl Krap! If you missed it LIVE REDEMPTION is HERE! (called a podcast)

Big Brother fines school for selling SODA (Horrors!); Travolta Dancing Again?; I love my Ipod but not this much!; Fatal Lap Dance!; Stupid Criminals; IDOL Results and More Kewl Krap! All the Sexy People DOWNLOAD IT!!

Puffy's fault popular, but she is GONE from Idol!; 7yr old tells parents off about computer use; Teachers fail/kidz dumber- no problem!!; A Bird? A Plane? NO! A UFO!; IDOL Results NOW- We save you and hour of your life.. Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

How much is your pet worth to you?; Thats NOT and original hiding place!; Parents mad cuz kidz are dumber?; Kids getting drunk on what? (proving point just made); Text Walking is a CRIME; Air Traffic Controllers out of Control! Plus Idol Final 3 and More Kewl Krap!