Archive of The Sir Darryl Radio Experience

Sir Darryl reveals his long time love for Mariah Carey and calls his mom to ask her how she knew years ago that she was NOT white. A member of The Westboro Baptist Church tells why she used to picket funerals and Sir Darryl tries to get David Pakman installed as Pope so he makes a call to see what David will need for the job. In the second hour Pastor Manning reveals that Obama followed his orders and Alan ends his "Ridiculous Lawsuit" segment!

Darryl reflects on Valentines day and how ugly he was as a child and would never get valentines day gifts unless it was ordered by the teacher! This leads to a discussion on how and why black kids freak out when a gay person sends them a valentine. Also today Darryl wonders the root of the name of the nation Niger and calls the Embassy of Niger to find out what people from Niger would be called being that you cant just put an S at the end of the name! In the second hour Sir Darryl gives his take on the State of the nation address, The economy and the Minimum Wage!

Darryl critiques Mini Me's performance on The Live Test Show the night before but quickly gets side tracked by wondering if there is any way to make a man's sperm more smart to reach the egg or are there vitamins to make stupid children smart. Also today Darryl wonders why there is such a fuss about Horse meat by animal eaters. Leigh Brown joins the show and discusses this. In the second hour Sister Paula updates us on all of her success!

Darryl starts the show talking about the porn that was on his desktop and played a few clips. Next Darryl tries to give a wrap up of the Grammys but ends up going on a rant about women being treated equally. After a musical selection Darryl tries again to get back to Grammy talks and wonders what would have happened if Chris Brown fought Frank Ocean at the Grammy Awards and gave an order for better gay singers. In the second hour Darryl talks about becoming the new Pope and Pastor Manning reveals one act that will keep you out of heaven!

Sir Darryl gives examples of questions for the new Sir Darryl Black Trivia Million Dollar Cash contest. Also today Darryl talks about why he is going after the White Woman audience. Also revisited today is Pastor Manning statements that Black People should never be allowed to run America. In the second hour Pastor Manning reveals his plan for Republicans to take back control of the government and Alan has more RIDICULOUS lawsuits

Darryl announces a 1 MILLION DOLLAR CONTEST today. Also today Darryl gives an explanation as to why some nations must remain poor. Later Darryl discusses black and gay hatred and why its so insane for people to hate themselves. Also Darryl compares Keyshia Cole to Michelle Williams vocally and a spontaneous Research call takes place to get glasses for David Pakman so that people will no longer be able to look him in the eye!

Today Sir Darryl wonders whether or not he can have a sign printed that says "BLACKS ONLY" or "NO WHITES ALLOWED" and makes a call to find out. He speaks with an older white lady who remembers seeing WHITE ONLY signs and she tells Darryl about that experience. Also today Darryl gives a shocking confession of THANKS to The Long Legged Mack Daddy! Also today Darryl wonders why Kanye West is famous and Pastor Manning declares that Beyonce CANNOT SING!

Darryl wonders whether or not masturbation is against gods law so he researches websites to find his answer. Darryl also plays clips of a man who is trying to masturbate anymore and is giving video testimonials of his struggle. Later Darryl calls a sex addiction doctor only to learn that she allows you to masturbate during the session and she might masturbate as well. In the second hour Pastor Manning REPEATEDLY calls Al Sharpton a "Nappy Headed Hoe" and Alan talks more abut ridiculous lawsuits!

Darryl talks about a contest where lucky fans get to hangout with Trey Songz before a party. Darryl thinks the prize is unworthy of being a "once in a lifetime" prize so he comes up with his own ideas. Also today Darryl plays tape of Oprah interviewing the Houston family and wonders why Oprah is such a bad interviewer. In the second hour Darryl wonders if there is an upcoming civil war and Pastor Manning takes credit for millions of people not watching the inauguration of Obama!

The show starts with Darryl wondering whether or not there is something addictive in his Milky Way Bar which leads to a call to the parent company where he goes on to accuse Tashabella of being a porn star who brings the candy bars on set! Also Corey and Leigh Brown calls in and Tasha is given a sound to represent her name as Darryl does not want it mentioned again on air! In the second hour Sister Paula and Darryl discuss Sister Paula's attempted draft into the military where she was made to strip and stand in a circle.

Darryl promised to talk about the inauguration but he needed to tell the story about how his Mini Me got dropped at a basketball game. After getting back on track Darryl played portions of the songs and freaks out that Keyshia Cole was not there. Also a reminder that Etta James threatened to "whip Beyonce's ass" and Darryl wonders if Al Green will threaten the same to J Hud for singing his song! Keeping in that theme Darryl compares Etta's live performance to that of Beyonce!

Darryl starts the show wondering whether or not all the worlds poor wants to come to the US but the rant is interrupted by Darryl explaining to the listeners that he simply does not care about their opinions and a second interruption happens when Darryl spots a blackman outside his window! Darryl then gives advice to those who operate heaven on how to be more efficient in transporting souls from heaven into hell. Leigh from Dirty Boxers joins Darryl in this discussion and then goes back into a discussion about the poor. Lastly Darryl plays audio from a man who stole one of his rants!

Darryl gives his thoughts on American Idol premier and argues with Alan over handicap people trying out for the show. Also today Darryl does a massive rant against mothers who let their children run wild. In the second hour Darryl plays a Pastor Manning clip where he warns everyone to never question him and Alan wonders whether or not a "Whites Only" sign is racist!

Todays show almost wasnt. Sir Darryl speaks about a horrible day but will not elaborate but he instantly see's that his dog needs to relieve herself! Afterwards Darryl talks about why Lance Armstrong felt the need to reveal his secrets to Oprah. Darryl then hatches his own plan to get on Oprah and reveal secrets to her. In the second hour Sister Paula comes on to talk about the success of her book in this new year. Finally Darryl calls for a socialist world!

Sir Darryl is back from an extended vacation with his first show of 2013 and Sir Darryl tries to catch up on topics he missed out on like The Gun Debate where Darryl gives a prescription for punishing people found with semi automatic weapons. Also discussed is Jodie Fosters "coming out" and Darryl gives a special message to both black and white people in this country.