2pm

Sir Darryl discovers a new disease called Technophillia and freaks out thinking that he is come down with it in relation to his reaction to Apple prducts. A Spontaneous Research call takes place to figure it all out. Also Darryl is addicted to McDonalds fries and investigates. Fake Gold Rings for Darryl and all his girlfriends are discussed and PMS IS NOT REAL! In the second hour Alan joins the show to talk about Pastor Manning, Animal Milk and kids being raised by animals!

Alan hijacks the start of the show while Sir Darryl handles some things but Darryl is back to save the day in the second half hour however Alan refuses to leave. The 2 discuss the presidential debates and who will win the election. In the second hour it is revealed that Pastor Manning's church has been defaced. Also in that hour Alan tries to help stupid criminals again.

Darryl ranks the Jackson children in order of importance and tells the world to stay out of Bobbi Kristina's business. Also today Darryl has issues of his own to deal with towards his Mini Me. In the second hour Pastor Manning reveals that your testicles will curl up into your penis if you vote for Romney yet Alan disagrees and Alan does not understand why black people vote for democrats!

Sir Darryl covers the debates with Obama and Romney as well as the debate from American Idol!

Darryl listens to more of Iylanna Vanzant's madness but seems to be confused on whether or not HELL exists so he calls The 700 club for reassurance that there is a hell sot hat he knows his enemies will be burning in an eternal fire! Also today Darryl is back at politics again playing a clip of a woman who supports Obama because "He Gave Her A Cellphone" In the second hour Alan joins the show to hear from Pastor Manning that he will be going to hell if he does not support Manning which Alan rejects and finally Alan speaks about a bunch of DISGUSTING FOODS. !

Darryl's show starts with an admission that he loves Pringles potato chips and Darryl wonders whether or not there is some sort of drug in them that keeps him from putting down the chips. A call to Pringles confirms that there is no narcotic inside of them that "modifies behavior" in people who eat them. Also today Darryl gets so upset over Condi Rice stealing his rant that he has to drive to Dunkin Donuts ON AIR to get his coffee.

Sir Darryl risks his own life explaining why the world economy is based on a need for poverty. Also Darryl tries to find a countdown clock until the date of his daughter being kicked out of his house! In the second hour Alan joins the show for a Pastor Manning update in which Pastor Manning reveals that Malcom X and Betty Shabazz were Obama's REAL PARENTS!