Fantasia

Tonight's Idol Radio Show starts off with Alan, aka the Token White Guy, and Sir Darryl clearly stating that they would not mention who went home during the American Idol results show earlier in the evening. Darryl then reveals that one of their affiliates has been shut down by the FCC and Alan forces Darryl to apologize for saying something untrue the night before.

The two then talk heavily about whether the Judges' Save is still in play since Ryan Seacrest did not mention tonight that this was the last week to use it. Another sign that the apocalypse is upon us was given to us in the form of a civil conversation between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey after the Top 5 Performance show Wednesday night. Lazaro Arbos levels manipulation charges against American Idol, Clay Aiken doesn't look like he's aged 10 years, and Fantasia is still, well, Fantasia.

It's a weird night for Alan, aka the Token White Guy, as he spends the first 15 minutes of the show talking about a very surreal major car accident and shooting that took place today just outside of his apartment complex. Once that is over with, Alan feels it's time for some Bieber Baby Daddy News, a protest against Time Magazine's Person of the Year, and a lot of Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos discussion. Shoutbox user Lloyd demands that the sports discussion ceases, so Alan moves on to discussing Adele, Fantasia Barrino, last week's Nicole Scherzinger / Rachel Crow fiasco, and how each of the contestants will place by the time next week is over.