General Larry Platt

American Idol had it's Season 11 Premiere tonight, and Alan, aka the Token White Guy, spends most of the show talking about some of the most memorable American Idol castoffs, courtesy of Yahoo! Music. The list included some good duds (William Hung, Larry Platt, Renaldo Lapuz), some bad duds (Bikini Girl, Norman Gentle, Ian Benardo), and some good ones (Josiah Leming, Chris Medina, Sherman Pore). In addition, Duane called in to talk about the Ryan Seacrest look-a-like on tonight's AI auditions and Michael called in to say good for Astro Turkey getting signed.