American Idol

Alan, aka the Token White Guy, is joined tonight by the Sometimes Genius ChuckRitt, who swears he's brought the genius side of himself today. Alan tests this out by breaking the news that the brothers group Hanson now has their own beer, appropriately called Mmmhops. The guys then talk about the dreadful download numbers for Candice Glover's and Kree Harrison's American Idol coronation songs, which leads Alan to suggest how the show should handle coronation songs in the future. Alan asks Chuck his opinion on whether Idol should BET Awards nominations, Alan talks about the hissy fit that Natalie Cole had as a result of the Candice Glover / Jennifer Hudson duet. A couple in York County had an argument about which Idol contestant would win, followed by an argument about who stabbed who first. And the first of what will be many rumors about next season's Idol judges panel.

Alan, aka the Token White Guy, starts off tonight's Idol Radio Show with his thoughts and condolences to those affected by the tornadoes this week in Moore, Oklahoma. After that, Alan talks about Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough winning Dancing with the Stars (you can watch that moment after the jump). This leads to the reveal that Dancing with the Stars will only have one show a week in the Fall Season, followed by Alan questioning whether American Idol should do the same.

Paris Hilton is releasing a new album, a fact that should make your stomach turn. And Janet Jackson has joined her husband in the billionaires club.

For the rest of the show, Alan talks about all the craziness that happened at the Billboard Music Awards this past Sunday. This includes Chris Brown's horrific singing, mock fighting on stage (see for yourself after the jump), and kung-fu face. And Nicki Minaj's lap dance and butt coming backwards through the TV screen. And Miguel taking out two audience members with an ill-advised jump across stages. And Justin Bieber getting booed, loudly, and his statement that he's not a gimmick and should be taken seriously (video after the jump).

A new American Idol winner has been crowned, and Alan, aka the Token White Guy, gets Sir Darryl to admit that the winner is a much better choice than his beloved Burnell Taylor. Alan also reveals how American Idol attempted to discredit him with the winner they crowned tonight. The guys wonder why Mariah Carey needed to lip-sync her performance tonight, and why she didn't do a better job lip-synching as well. Michael calls in to give his opinion about Mariah's performance and other items as well.

Darryl asks Alan about Psy's performance tonight, which elicits a few groans from Alan. Darryl and Alan talk about American Idol shedding the light on the controversy of how all the guys were eliminated so easily, which Darryl attempts to inject race into. Darryl was not impressed with Aretha Franklin's performance tonight.

Alan needed to take a break tonight, and attempted to play a recent cover performed by Season 11 contestant Eben Franckewitz. Unfortunately, Alan misplaced that file and had to play a recent recording by LMFAO in which they were feeling gassy and bloated (video after the jump).

After the break, the guys talk about six fixes American Idol can make for next season. The guys end the night by giving their predictions for the coronation songs for both Candice and Kree and whether Candice will have success with her first album.

The American Idol Top 2 took the stage tonight, and Alan, aka the Token White Guy, and Sir Darryl have two completely different opinions about who won.

Tonight's Idol Radio Show starts off with a reminder that the radio show will continue after American Idol ends. Carrie Underwood is the new voice for Sunday Night Football. Nicki Minaj is reportedly leaving American Idol, but Ryan Seacrest is staying.

Long-time listener Michael called into the show to discuss which judges should leave and which should stay. He also said this season had the worst talent pool ever, something that Darryl and Alan don't agree with. The guys then talk about whether the American Idol producers or judges made a concerted effort to keep white guys with guitars out of the competition this season, something that Curtis Finch Jr. says happened.

Alan and Darryl talk about the night's performances, with Alan giving Candice the win in every round. Darryl decides to pretend he took notes about the performances ahead of time when, in reality, he simply wrote down "Kree won all three rounds" after Alan made his proclamation.

It's a bad night for Alan, aka the Token White Guy, on tonight's Idol Radio Show. First, Alan has to deal with an extremely unprofessional Sir Darryl, who didn't bother to watch the very first part of tonight's American Idol. Alan then has to activate the Emergency Alert System so he can rant against the part he played in which American Idol contestant went home this week. Alan then levels new charges of discrimination against American Idol and explains why it means that Kree Harrison will win next week.

Alan and Darryl then talk about the news today that Randy Jackson is leaving American Idol. This leads to a conversation about the entire Judges' Table needing to be cut, followed by a conversation about just how bad, or ok, of a host The Voice's Carson Daly is. The guys then try to figure out what the point of Mariah Carey's new video is (you can watch it after the jump). The guys dish on some news about Jessica Sanchez, Clay Aiken, and Lauren Alaina.

Darryl and Alan spend the last fifteen minutes of the show talking about the America's Got Talent audition taping that Darryl attended today.

Alan, aka the Token White Guy, and Sir Darryl are back on the Idol Radio Show after being sick for the past two weeks, which causes the guys to talk about just how much they needed their mommies during that time. Darryl admits, albeit indirectly, just how much the radio show is the backbone of our home network, the All Digital Radio Network. Darryl then overstates Alan's new age following his birthday today.

Another celebrity has passed away, this time in the form of long-time Young and the Restless cast member Jeanne Cooper. The latest flare-up of the Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj feud is discussed along with the rumors that Mariah threatened not to show up this week. Alan and Darryl then reveal which American Idol contestants they think did the worst, second best, and best tonight. Needless to say, the boys don't agree.

Tonight's Idol Radio Show starts off with Alan, aka the Token White Guy, and Sir Darryl clearly stating that they would not mention who went home during the American Idol results show earlier in the evening. Darryl then reveals that one of their affiliates has been shut down by the FCC and Alan forces Darryl to apologize for saying something untrue the night before.

The two then talk heavily about whether the Judges' Save is still in play since Ryan Seacrest did not mention tonight that this was the last week to use it. Another sign that the apocalypse is upon us was given to us in the form of a civil conversation between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey after the Top 5 Performance show Wednesday night. Lazaro Arbos levels manipulation charges against American Idol, Clay Aiken doesn't look like he's aged 10 years, and Fantasia is still, well, Fantasia.

Tonight's Idol Radio Show begins with Alan, aka the Token White Guy, accusing Sir Darryl of trying to sabotage the show.......... again. Alan then makes Darryl apologize to all the affiliates for a stunt he pulled last week. Alan then points out that one of the signs of the apocalypse occurred on American Idol earlier in the night. The guys then talk about Season's 8 Allison Iraheta forming a new group.

The guys then move to The Voice for a bit, talking about the Steal making the Battle Rounds a little more exciting followed by talking about a third edition of the show airing each year. Alan and Darryl then rank each of the American Idol Top 5 performances. As always, they guys don't agree on how well many of the contestants did.

Tonight's Idol Radio Show starts with Alan, aka the Token White Guy, confirming that we now know who will win Season 12 of American Idol. Sir Darryl, however, doesn't think Alan has really revealed anything special. This leads to a conversation about whether the producers stacked the deck to get a particular outcome this season. The guys then talk about Ryan Seacrest getting swatted, Lee DeWyze getting a new label, and new America's Got Talent judge Mel B getting offended when an auditioner told a sterotypical black joke.

The Sometimes Genius ChuckRitt joins the guys to talk about The Temper-Tantrum Astronomical Kid, from The X Factor Season 1, getting a role in an upcoming movie, Crystal Bowersox doing a Patsy Cline Broadway musical, and Lazaro Arbos getting the boot from American Idol.

Tonight's Idol Radio Show starts with rants from both Alan, aka the Token White Guy, and Sir Darryl regarding last week's American Idol results. Darryl then has the audacity to accuse Alan of telling him in advance that Burnell Taylor was the one voted off last week. The guys then discuss the passing of original Mouseketeer Annette Funicello and how Alan may have been partly responsible for her passing. In tribute, Alan plays "Jamaica Ska," which you can watch after the jump. The guys then discuss the American Idol Top 6 performances and give their reviews. The guys also discuss who will be in the Bottom 2 tomorrow night, who might go home, and whether the judges will use their Save.