Thursday

A new American Idol winner has been crowned, and Alan, aka the Token White Guy, gets Sir Darryl to admit that the winner is a much better choice than his beloved Burnell Taylor. Alan also reveals how American Idol attempted to discredit him with the winner they crowned tonight. The guys wonder why Mariah Carey needed to lip-sync her performance tonight, and why she didn't do a better job lip-synching as well. Michael calls in to give his opinion about Mariah's performance and other items as well.

Darryl asks Alan about Psy's performance tonight, which elicits a few groans from Alan. Darryl and Alan talk about American Idol shedding the light on the controversy of how all the guys were eliminated so easily, which Darryl attempts to inject race into. Darryl was not impressed with Aretha Franklin's performance tonight.

Alan needed to take a break tonight, and attempted to play a recent cover performed by Season 11 contestant Eben Franckewitz. Unfortunately, Alan misplaced that file and had to play a recent recording by LMFAO in which they were feeling gassy and bloated (video after the jump).

After the break, the guys talk about six fixes American Idol can make for next season. The guys end the night by giving their predictions for the coronation songs for both Candice and Kree and whether Candice will have success with her first album.

11:00 am - 11:26 am Gossip

IN THE FIRST 28:
    Beyonce Pregnancy (Rumors) Never Looked This Good
    Eazy-E Hologram A-OK with N.W.A
    Nicki Minaj Not Coming Back
    

Dre Clevr- Dreamchasers

11:30 am - 11:52 am Gossip

Dr. Dre & Jimmy Iovine Donate $70 Million To Start USC School
Floyd Mayweather Tops The List of Highest Paid Athletes Again
Tyler Perry Is OUTED By His GAY MALE COMPANION>>Walter Hampton

Dan and Eric discuss: After MASH, Phil Ivey Accused of Cheating, Disney Backtracks on Brave Princess Makeover, Disney "Black Market" Guides, The Last Boyscout Poster Issue, David Mamet Does JFK, Republican "Operative" Claimes LBJ Killed Kennedy

It's a bad night for Alan, aka the Token White Guy, on tonight's Idol Radio Show. First, Alan has to deal with an extremely unprofessional Sir Darryl, who didn't bother to watch the very first part of tonight's American Idol. Alan then has to activate the Emergency Alert System so he can rant against the part he played in which American Idol contestant went home this week. Alan then levels new charges of discrimination against American Idol and explains why it means that Kree Harrison will win next week.

Alan and Darryl then talk about the news today that Randy Jackson is leaving American Idol. This leads to a conversation about the entire Judges' Table needing to be cut, followed by a conversation about just how bad, or ok, of a host The Voice's Carson Daly is. The guys then try to figure out what the point of Mariah Carey's new video is (you can watch it after the jump). The guys dish on some news about Jessica Sanchez, Clay Aiken, and Lauren Alaina.

Darryl and Alan spend the last fifteen minutes of the show talking about the America's Got Talent audition taping that Darryl attended today.

11:00 am - 11:26 am Gossip

IN THE FIRST 28:
    Chris Kelly's Wake Tears, Forward Pants, And a 'Jump' Instrumental
    Casper Smart I'm a Bigger Rain Diva Than Jennifer Lopez
    Vinne Responds to Treach
    Michael and Nicole on the Rocks?

Sharaya J - Banji

11:30 am - 11:52 am Gossip

Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Double!
Chris Brown Yup, I Graffitied My Own House
Rihanna Navy M.I.A.
Bedroom Kandi for Boys

Dan discusses: Butch Patrick Murder Nonsense, Charlie Brown's Voice Goes to Rehab, Snoopy Come Home, Scorsese Does Silence, Tyler Perry's Best Reviewed Movies, Jurassic Park 4 Delayed.

Darryl talks about Ray J's song "I hit it first" but find himself in the middle of a full lecture to white people so that they will understand that whites and blacks think differently! Also today TonyStark joins the show to talk about R&B news. In the second hour Pastor Manning reveals the real truth behind Beyonce and Jay Z going to Cuba and Alan is obsessed with Roller Coasters!